Paul McCartney and his new wife Heather on Xmas day are giving out their first presents....and Paul hands Heather a long thin beautifully wrapped box which she opens to reveal a brand new leg........
"Paul..." she says " That's wonderful - just what i wanted !...but these cost an absolute fortune......"
Paul replies..." Don't worry - i've got you lots of other presents aswell - afterall that's just a stocking filler ".