Scottish Temperature Guide

[glasagowblue]

50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 C): Londoners shiver uncontrollably.
Scotsmen plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C): Italian cars won't start.
Scotsmen drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C): English water freezes.
Scotish water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C): london landlords finally turn on the heat.
Scotsmen have the last barbecue of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C): Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Scotish Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Scotsmen pull down their ear flaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Scotsmen get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer barrel.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Scotsmen start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C): Hell freezes over.
Scotland qualify for the second round of a football tournament !

[big_bad_dan]

very good! and so true