1st Cannibal: That's no way to bring up your children

2nd Cannibal: I can't help it. I'm always like this after 8 pints.

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Brian goes to a Disco with his mate Reg and after having a few pints sees a gorgeous looking dame sitting by herself. Brian says to Reg, "Whooar! wouldn't mind some of that!" and Reg replies "Why don't you go and chat her up?". Brian feels a bit nervous but goes over to her and says "Care for a dance?". The girl notices he's rather drunk and says "I'm sorry but I'm concentrating on matrimony and would rather sit than dance". Brian says "Uuuuuuh, OK" and goes back to Reg. Reg says "Well, how did you get on?". Brian replies "Err... she says she's constipated with macaroni and would rather shit her pants".

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