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How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write 'Please Turn Over' on both sides of a bit of paper.
:!:
How do you confuse a blonde when she's playing a CD?
Tell her to rewind it to the start when she's finished.
Don't say 'si'. Say 'oui'.
how do you confuse a archiologist
give him a tampon and ask him what period its from
The Blond Farmer Who Wone the Lottery
An interview on TV featured an old farmer who won ten million in the Lottery. Naturally he was asked what he was gonna do with all that money. He kinda scratched his head and said,
"Not sure as I know right off. Guess I'll keep farmin' till it's all gone."
PS Thought of the day if God wanted us to ues the metric system Jesus would have had 10 deciplies
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Any time you aggressively play seven deuce off suit, the universe will bend the laws of short term probability in order to re-balance the long term probability abuses by those trashy players who only play premium hands
[treat Your Woman Like Your Hoover? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,when She Stops Sucking Change The Bag
[heres 1 for anfield road - BREAKING NEWS TODAY -LIVERPOOLS TROPY CABINET HAS BEEN BROKEN IN TO THEY LEFT THE EUROPEAN CUP BUT APARENTLY TOOK THE PLAYERS DADS GIROS
JOE THE SCOUSER IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AAND HE BUMPS INTO STEVE WHOS TRYING TO FIX HIS CAR STEVE SAYS TO JOE GIVES A PUSH JOE SAYS AA STEVE SAYS NO IM NOT A MEMBER
[englishman,scottishman welshman and irishman talking english man says i called my son george after st georges day, Scottsman i called my son andrew after st andrews day,Welshman i named my son david after st davids day, paddy i called mine pancake
woman on holiday in the carribean anyway she meets this coloured fella and there having sex she says to him whats your name ,he says youll laugh,i wont she says.SNOW he replies , ha she says my albert wont beleive me when i tell him i had 12 inches of snow in the carribean.
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