The gambling.co.uk Top trumps thread

[lucky_scrote]

Hey guys, I came up with this crazy idea that I was going to make top trumps for you guys- so I did!

Diceman-

This math genius has the theory to back up his game. People like his posts as he is entertaining and has a few ideas. Diceman rarely tilts but on the rare occasion he does, watch out!

lucky_scrote-

Well, we all know hes a ****, but you can't tell him this otherwise you will be Nazi banned. The poker.co.uk professional can show the skills but when it comes to posting on forums, a flame war begins, therefore, tilt is an issue for the kid.

Gus_Mango_Fish-

Who doesn't like this guy, hes never said a nasty word to anyone, well apart from when he's drunk maybe. Fortunatly for Gus, he doesn't play poker for a living as "going allin for a laugh" is standard. Gus is often seen holding a pint and therefore is quite chilled. A low tilt factor for him.

PokerWoody-

Back to Back winner of forum personality of the year award and with a high level of understanding of the game gets him a high rating in this category. Unfortunatly, alcohol often takes the better of him and leads to serious tilt issues. PokerWoody is probably the Top Trump.

Alexross1978-

Well, what isn't there to say about alexross? He was probably the highlight of the gambling.co.uk forums for many a year or two, people loved to hate him! Alexross is probably the most improved player on these forums but is basically a ticking time bomb. This guy out tilts Chuck Norris.

Waltypies-

Although missing in action, Waltypies is highly liked because of his constant posting og hot women. He can play a bit of poke hers too, back in 07' he took on Raiser in a contest and beat him harder than an egg with a whisk.

Raiser-

Raiser doesn't seem to do much, most people like him, hes ok at poker and gets angry sometimes, although a lot less now that alexross has left; Revstu has replaced alexross in this case.

RSS-

RSS doesn't eat, sleep, play poker, masturbate or any other normal things that the degenerates do around here. His post count is kinda sick though.

Prowler-

Prowler had a lot of structured posts and is an interesting person, he can play teh poke hers and is chilled. Infact hes quite a boring ****.

DannyC-

DannyC is like raiser except he doesn't get angry. He doesn't seem to do too much other than offer challenges at computer games that nobody has ever heard of.

Kidgloves-

Kidgloves is a moderater of gambling.co.uk forums who probably doesn't play much poker. Any money he does earn goes in fruit machines or towards Thai prostitutes*
* GOD DAMN RIGHT THAT'S THE TRUTH

DonkBox-

Donkbox used to be the editor of the WPT mag, with everyone licking his arsehole to try and get a picture of themselves in his mag puts his popularity rating through the roof. Nick's job involves a lot of poker which means he is a good learner. His tilt is very low, although I did hear that he kills kittens when outdrawn.

FirePhil-

Also missing in action, Phil doesn't have a bad thing to say about anybody. He sometimes partakes in discussions about poker, but otherwise hes very boring.

RevStu-

A fan of many, it is good to have someone on poker forums who make completely no sense sometimes as it makes other people smarter. He is a reverend though so that doesn't make him too bad. I think tilt is an issue for Stu as he probably doesn't get on other peoples nerves on purpose.

CitrusSR-

Well known for making an awesome thread about catching mice Citrus is a bit of a genius at times, he plays in the occasional freeroll or sitngo. Citrus is pleasant to have around.

[Gus Mango Fish]

Wow, awesome!

Best of gcuk imo.

[JiggeryPokery]

Glad I've not posted much (as yet) because this public vivisection would be diabolical - IF IT WEREN'T SO FUNNY !! Does Woody get a prize for beating Gus by 1%??? Awesome!

[PokerWoody]

epic.

I'd swap my tilt and popularity around I think!

lol, so this is what poker pro's get up too!!

[Gus Mango Fish]

And why are they called Tom Trumps when Tom isn't even featured in any of the Trumps?

[tfeilding]

And why are they called Tom Trumps when Tom isn't even featured in any of the Trumps?

Ha, excellent question. I'm just getting over not being included.

[PokerWoody]

[tfeilding]

I love you

[Gus Mango Fish]

Busy day at work Woody?

[PokerWoody]

Busy day at work Woody?

mspaint ninja's don't require time; we need only the desire.