Top 5 poker gripes

[FreeZey]

1. 600 to 1 bad beats.
   
2. Picking up AA on the BB and everyone (even the SM) folding.
   
3. Missing the money by a single seat.
   
4. People who think it’s a game of total chance like roulette or craps.
   
5. Cold cards.

Feel free to add your own.

[Johnny Hughes]

Slow rollers, people with cell phones, people playing partners, people who talk far more than their share. Johnny Hughes

[Gus Mango Fish]

1. People more concerned with criticising how you've played your cards than concentrating on their own cards.

2. Obvious collusion between some online players.

3. The river!

4. Folding a hand that would have been good value to call and finding the flop/turn/river would have given you the nuts.

5. A misdeal being called and you turn you cards over to see AA!

[7-2offsuit]

• Betting out of turn
• Checking out of turn
• Folding out of turn
• Slow rolling the winning hand
• Going for a beer and saying 'deal me in!'
• Not posting your blinds/antes
• Splashing the pot
• Being unable to count to five...

[SlaineMcRoth]

People who are exceptionally loud
Long dwell ups
People putting in less than they say they bet
People who moan about 'bad' beats
Drunk people at the table (eventhough they're profitable)