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[TylerStroud]

Staking his rent money you think?

[Rich Ghost]

LOL


***** Hand 1722364728 *****
50.00/100.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 10 August 2009 10:16:58
€2,000 GTD REBUY (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: mikee1978 (6805.00)
Seat 2: odethe26 (2708.00)
Seat 3: Gasofa (2037.00)
Seat 4: RichGhost (11944.00)
Seat 5: venus78 (1400.00)
Seat 6: Ritt (2310.00)
Seat 7: pako-piko (1775.00)
Seat 8: skajny (1077.00)
Seat 9: Ritschka (6150.00)
Seat 10: Ripperiiii (3992.00)
venus78 post SB 50.00
Ritt post BB 100.00
** Deal **
mikee1978 [N/A, N/A]
odethe26 [N/A, N/A]
Gasofa [N/A, N/A]
RichGhost [7h, 7s]
venus78 [N/A, N/A]
Ritt [N/A, N/A]
pako-piko [N/A, N/A]
skajny [N/A, N/A]
Ritschka [N/A, N/A]
Ripperiiii [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
pako-piko Fold
skajny Fold
Ritschka Raise to 350.00
Ripperiiii Fold
mikee1978 Call 350.00
odethe26 Call 350.00
Gasofa Fold
RichGhost Call 350.00
venus78 Fold
Ritt Fold
*** Flop(Board): *** : [2s, 7d, 10c]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
Ritschka Bet 775.00
mikee1978 Call 775.00
odethe26 Fold
RichGhost Raise to 1850.00
Ritschka Fold
mikee1978 Call 1850.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [2s, 7d, 10c, 10h]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
mikee1978 Bet 3012.00
RichGhost Raise to 6024.00
mikee1978 All-in 4605.00
*** River(Board): *** : [2s, 7d, 10c, 10h, 2c]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 15235.00
mikee1978 [2d, 2h] Four of a kind, deuces Win: 15235.00
odethe26 Fold Win: 0.00
Gasofa Fold Win: 0.00
RichGhost [7h, 7s] Full house Win: 0.00
venus78 Fold Win: 0.00
Ritt Fold Win: 0.00
pako-piko Fold Win: 0.00
skajny Fold Win: 0.00
Ritschka Fold Win: 0.00
Ripperiiii Fold Win: 0.00

[Rich Ghost]

OMFG!!!!

whats going on today!!?!?!?!!

***** Hand 1722431235 *****
50.00/100.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 10 August 2009 11:45:01
€4,500 GTD REBUY (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: waterboy15 (3825.00)
Seat 2: kongdimon (4750.00)
Seat 3: Rondo8 (6950.00)
Seat 4: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 5: RAGGIANTE (5005.00)
Seat 6: pulaz (4275.00)
Seat 7: whalebone (4035.00)
Seat 8: RichGhost (2000.00)
Seat 9: daci78 (1775.00)
Seat 10: JustDidIt1 (5950.00)
daci78 post SB 50.00
JustDidIt1 post BB 100.00
** Deal **
waterboy15 [N/A, N/A]
kongdimon [N/A, N/A]
Rondo8 [N/A, N/A]
RAGGIANTE [N/A, N/A]
pulaz [N/A, N/A]
whalebone [N/A, N/A]
RichGhost [Jc, Jd]
daci78 [N/A, N/A]
JustDidIt1 [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
waterboy15 Fold
kongdimon Fold
Rondo8 Raise to 350.00
RAGGIANTE Fold
pulaz Fold
whalebone Fold
RichGhost All-in 2000.00
daci78 Fold
JustDidIt1 Fold
Rondo8 Call 2000.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [Qh, 7c, 7s]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [Qh, 7c, 7s, Js]
*** River(Board): *** : [Qh, 7c, 7s, Js, Jh]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 4150.00
waterboy15 Fold Win: 0.00
kongdimon Fold Win: 0.00
Rondo8 [7h, 7d] Four of a kind, sevens Win: 0.00
Unknown [N/A, N/A] Highest card queen Win: 0.00
RAGGIANTE Fold Win: 0.00
pulaz Fold Win: 0.00
whalebone Fold Win: 0.00
RichGhost [Jc, Jd] Four of a kind, jacks Win: 4150.00
daci78 Fold Win: 0.00
JustDidIt1 Fold Win: 0.00

[CitrusSR]

hahahahaha! Wow, I would love to have seen the look on his face change from the flop to the river

[Bazzzzza]

I have to post this up,it sums the last 4 months up in 1 hand.

Me ak, french retard ace ten.
Flop ten,jack queen, (magic right?)
Turn a ten...he check raises me,but i still think im ahead,so i put it all in,ace on river to give the french prick a full house.
Then i get "hahahahha"

Only 350 euro's,but im running so bad,thats alot right now.
Long term variance is driving me insane,why do we put ourselves thru this bull shit?

[DaMatrix]

Open raise with AKh. Donk calls. Flop is AhTh3h. I bet about half the pot. Idiot shoves. I call. Donkey has 9c9d, Turn 9s. River brick.

[s4ooter]

lol 4 left in $20 sng
me 2nd in chips
with qq
Blinds are 100/200
i rasie to 600
he rraised to 1200
i 3 bet all in for 4k
he calls
he has 55

flop
9 6 3
turn
5
river
5

just to rub it in!!

[ThePadster]

PokerStars Game #33922989042: Tournament #200030787, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/10/12 1:17:04 WET [2009/10/11 20:17:04 ET]
Table '200030787 41' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Trips456 (12714 in chips)
Seat 2: goingtotake (10742 in chips)
Seat 3: ThePadster (10834 in chips)
Seat 4: Kardius (10591 in chips)
Seat 5: pomona queen (13455 in chips)
Seat 6: donjeton (9876 in chips)
ThePadster: posts small blind 50
Kardius: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThePadster [Ad Jd]
pomona queen: folds
donjeton: folds
Trips456: calls 100
goingtotake: folds
ThePadster: raises 400 to 500
Kardius: folds
Trips456: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2c 4c]
ThePadster: bets 1000
Trips456: raises 1000 to 2000
ThePadster: raises 8334 to 10334 and is all-in
Trips456: calls 8334
*** TURN *** [Jh 2c 4c] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2c 4c Qc] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ThePadster: shows [Ad Jd] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Trips456: shows [Ah Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Trips456 collected 21768 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21768 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 2c 4c Qc Ac]
Seat 1: Trips456 showed [Ah Qh] and won (21768) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: goingtotake (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ThePadster (small blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 4: Kardius (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: pomona queen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: donjeton folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Wakou]

PokerStars Game #34310245686: Tournament #205569355, $0.25+$0.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/10/21 10:24:00 ET
Table '205569355 5' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: glosnik_4815 (2725 in chips)
Seat 2: lejs83 (2570 in chips)
Seat 3: Mr-Nasta (3350 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: sfers (3220 in chips)
Seat 6: Smira25 (7295 in chips)
Seat 7: tanzarian200 (7425 in chips)
Seat 9: wakou222 (3590 in chips)
tanzarian200: posts small blind 50
wakou222: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wakou222 [As Js]
glosnik_4815: folds
lejs83: folds
Mr-Nasta: folds
sfers: calls 100
Smira25: folds
tanzarian200: calls 50
wakou222: raises 300 to 400
sfers: calls 300
tanzarian200: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3d 8s]
wakou222: bets 600
sfers: calls 600
*** TURN *** [Tc 3d 8s] [Qd]
wakou222: bets 1500
sfers: raises 720 to 2220 and is all-in
wakou222: calls 720
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3d 8s Qd] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wakou222: shows [As Js] (high card Ace)
sfers: shows [Jh 7s] (a pair of Sevens)
sfers collected 6540 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6540 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 3d 8s Qd 7h]
Seat 1: glosnik_4815 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: lejs83 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mr-Nasta folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sfers showed [Jh 7s] and won (6540) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: Smira25 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: tanzarian200 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: wakou222 (big blind) showed [As Js] and lost with high card Ace

[TylerStroud]

MOST RETARDED BEAT EVER. WHAT IS HE ACTUALLY ON!?


***** Hand 1828037497 *****
0.05/0.10 Omaha (PL) - 21 October 2009 17:44:50
Table OH 331 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 1: Miguelon (6.38)
Seat 3: Usher_1 (9.18)
Seat 4: Juliet2211 (9.79)
Seat 5: Selecta2 (30.98)
Seat 2: BARONOS (4.19)
Miguelon post SB 0.05
BARONOS post BB 0.10
** Deal **
Miguelon [N/A, N/A, N/A, N/A]
Usher_1 [N/A, N/A, N/A, N/A]
Juliet2211 [Qc, 8c, 10c, 10d]
Selecta2 [N/A, N/A, N/A, N/A]
BARONOS [N/A, N/A, N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
Usher_1 Raise to 0.35
Juliet2211 Call 0.35
Selecta2 Fold
Miguelon Call 0.35
BARONOS Call 0.35
*** Flop(Board): *** : [Qs, 4h, Qh]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
Miguelon Check
BARONOS Check
Usher_1 Bet 1.40
Juliet2211 Call 1.40
Miguelon Call 1.40
BARONOS Fold
*** Turn(Board): *** : [Qs, 4h, Qh, 10s]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
Miguelon All-in 4.63
Usher_1 Call 4.63
Juliet2211 All-in 8.04
Usher_1 All-in 7.43
*** River(Board): *** : [Qs, 4h, Qh, 10s, Kd]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 1.25 Total Pot: 23.84
Miguelon Fold Win: 0.00
Usher_1 [Ks, 8h, Kh, Jh] Full house Win: 23.84
Juliet2211 [Qc, 8c, 10c, 10d] Full house Win: 0.00
Selecta2 Fold Win: 0.00
BARONOS Fold Win: 0.00