Tilter's Anonymous Thread! Post your tilting moments here!

[Gus Mango Fish]

OMG i almost think he earned it for his inspired "serves you right" comment at the end. Thats pretty funny.

+1

[Gus Mango Fish]

ok ive got one, 10 handed cash game blinds 50p £1, early position with pocket J's, need to get rid of alot of people, raise 5x big blind, big blind calls. Flop J-8-3 rainbow, he bets, i re-raise 4x his bet, he goes allin, i call with a massive grin on my face, he has Q-9 hes gone allin looking for a 10, turn comes a 2, river comes an A. Im thinking yessss, then realised hes hit a hidden runner runner flush. Then he says in chat box, 'thanks for stopping by, cya later' i felt like throwing the comp out the window.

lol. This is also awesome!

[ThePadster]

Not played any poker at all today, busy with other stuff etc. Finally get kids settled and decide to play the midnight 3k gteed as is usually full of retards lol

Anyway, 3 hands into the tourney and 1st hand I been involved in, and this shit happens

***** Hand 1470191332 *****
10.00/20.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 22 February 2009 00:02:23
€3,000 GUARANTEED (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: ThePadster (2000.00)
Seat 2: Deek (1990.00)
Seat 3: FREDAA (1970.00)
Seat 4: TYSON09 (1980.00)
Seat 5: fraflogar (1980.00)
Seat 6: aritho (2000.00)
Seat 7: navigatori (2000.00)
Seat 8: novatillo (2090.00)
Seat 9: cham21 (1990.00)
Seat 10: cimaglia73 (2000.00)
TYSON09 post SB 10.00
fraflogar post BB 20.00
** Deal **
ThePadster [Kh, Kd]
Deek [N/A, N/A]
FREDAA [N/A, N/A]
TYSON09 [N/A, N/A]
fraflogar [N/A, N/A]
aritho [N/A, N/A]
navigatori [N/A, N/A]
novatillo [N/A, N/A]
cham21 [N/A, N/A]
cimaglia73 [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
aritho Fold
navigatori Fold
novatillo Fold
cham21 Call 20.00
cimaglia73 Fold
ThePadster Raise to 111.00
Deek Fold
FREDAA Fold
TYSON09 Fold
fraflogar Raise to 363.00
cham21 All-in 1990.00
ThePadster All-in 2000.00
fraflogar All-in 1980.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [3h, 6h, 8d]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [3h, 6h, 8d, 8h]
*** River(Board): *** : [3h, 6h, 8d, 8h, As]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 5970.00
ThePadster [Kh, Kd] Two pair kings and eights Win: 20.00
Deek Fold Win: 0.00
FREDAA Fold Win: 0.00
TYSON09 Fold Win: 0.00
fraflogar [Kc, Ac] Two pair aces and eights Win: 5950.00
aritho Fold Win: 0.00
navigatori Fold Win: 0.00
novatillo Fold Win: 0.00
cham21 [Qh, Js] Pair of eights Win: 0.00
cimaglia73 Fold Win: 0.00

[Bazzzzza]

Oh dear....what is going thru this guys mind here? was he french burnsy?

[Rich Ghost]

My name is Rich and I tilt. I have been clean for 9 days now. I hope this thread doesnt get me off the wagon.

[TylerStroud]

Paddys = Standard Midnight Play.

[cayton]

My name is Cayton and i always tilt. I have never been clean so you can all f/off

[Steve A]

read this perfectly (no flush draw, AK) but the donk still hits his 3 outer ffs...insta-tilt

***** Hand 1471910942 *****
0.05/0.10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23 February 2009 03:12:12
Table TH 635 (Real/Cash Game)
Seat 4: piltry (9.40)
Seat 5: Cajones (10.00)
Seat 6: raz505 (8.81)
Seat 8: sten78 (5.30)
Seat 9: rico1255 (18.52)
Seat 1: anestisv (8.45)
Seat 7: RaDzIoL (19.43)
piltry post SB 0.05
Cajones post BB 0.10
** Deal **
piltry [N/A, N/A]
Cajones [As, 2s]
raz505 [N/A, N/A]
sten78 [N/A, N/A]
rico1255 [N/A, N/A]
anestisv [N/A, N/A]
RaDzIoL [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
raz505 Fold
RaDzIoL Fold
sten78 Call 0.10
rico1255 Call 0.10
anestisv Call 0.10
piltry Raise to 0.20
Cajones Call 0.20
sten78 Call 0.20
rico1255 Call 0.20
anestisv Call 0.20
*** Flop(Board): *** : [Ad, 8s, 2d]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
piltry Check
Cajones Check
sten78 Bet 0.10
rico1255 Fold
anestisv Call 0.10
piltry Call 0.10
Cajones Raise to 0.60
sten78 Call 0.60
anestisv Call 0.60
piltry All-in 9.20
Cajones Call 9.20
sten78 Fold
anestisv Fold
*** Turn(Board): *** : [Ad, 8s, 2d, Kd]
*** River(Board): *** : [Ad, 8s, 2d, Kd, 10c]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 1.03 Total Pot: 19.57
piltry [Kh, Ah] Two pair aces and kings Win: 19.57
Cajones [As, 2s] Two pair aces and deuces Win: 0.00
raz505 Fold Win: 0.00
sten78 Fold Win: 0.00
rico1255 Fold Win: 0.00
anestisv Fold Win: 0.00
RaDzIoL Fold Win: 0.00

[swinebag22]

6 outer wasn't it??

[waltypies]

6 outer wasn't it??

Thats correct and more outs on the turn if he missed his K. He is still 30% on the flop so meh