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    WOW!!! That is sick!!!
    Trouble follows this bag of bones

    And he did take his penis in his hand and shake it ( Miami judge when charging Jim Morrison 1969 )

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    Never thought I would appear on this thread...LOL.

    Thought I was being sooooo clever...bang...2 outer.


    ***** Hand 1973505913 *****
    100.00/200.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 14 January 2010 22:44:37
    DEEPSTACK €3,000 GTD (Real /Tournament )
    Seat 1: Gabe 77 (12683.00)
    Seat 2: tanken44 (22135.00)
    Seat 3: Unknown (0.00)
    Seat 4: saCri2 (10892.00)
    Seat 5: helenm (13512.00)
    Seat 6: cheryl2711 (3324.00)
    Seat 7: umbix75 (17872.00)
    Seat 8: telfer (15737.00)
    Seat 9: MolonLave (5955.00)
    Seat 10: dr-verppa (6053.00)
    MolonLave post SB 100.00
    dr-verppa post BB 200.00
    ** Deal **
    Gabe 77 [N/A, N/A]
    tanken44 [N/A, N/A]
    saCri2 [N/A, N/A]
    helenm [N/A, N/A]
    cheryl2711 [7d, 6d]
    umbix75 [N/A, N/A]
    telfer [N/A, N/A]
    MolonLave [N/A, N/A]
    dr-verppa [N/A, N/A]
    *** Bet Round 1 ***
    Gabe 77 Fold
    tanken44 Fold
    saCri2 Fold
    helenm Fold
    cheryl2711 Call 200.00
    umbix75 Fold
    telfer Fold
    MolonLave Call 200.00
    dr-verppa Raise to 800.00
    cheryl2711 Call 800.00
    MolonLave Fold
    *** Flop(Board): *** : [7s, 8c, 7h]
    *** Bet Round 2 ***
    dr-verppa Check
    cheryl2711 Check
    *** Turn(Board): *** : [7s, 8c, 7h, Jh]
    *** Bet Round 3 ***
    dr-verppa Check
    cheryl2711 All-in 2524.00
    dr-verppa Call 2524.00
    *** River(Board): *** : [7s, 8c, 7h, Jh, Ks]
    *** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 6848.00
    Gabe 77 Fold Win: 0.00
    tanken44 Fold Win: 0.00
    saCri2 Fold Win: 0.00
    helenm Fold Win: 0.00
    cheryl2711 [7d, 6d] Three of a kind, sevens Win: 0.00
    umbix75 Fold Win: 0.00
    telfer Fold Win: 0.00
    MolonLave Fold Win: 0.00


    He showed KK, not showing on HH???????
    Dumb Ass

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    Meh


    ***** Hand 1975368711 *****
    1250.00/2500.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 15 January 2010 22:26:05
    MICRO GTD REBUY (Real /Tournament )
    Seat 1: .50BMG (99074.00)
    Seat 2: tfeilding (65178.00)
    Seat 3: skid3 (43520.00)
    Seat 4: Petitos (151947.00)
    Seat 5: Asis15 (11450.00)
    Seat 6: 6CHRIS9 (191890.00)
    Seat 7: kevinou50 (8060.00)
    Seat 8: auditt52 (129211.00)
    Seat 9: katika12 (32785.00)
    Seat 10: grobar696 (176346.00)
    skid3 post SB 1250.00
    Petitos post BB 2500.00
    ** Deal **
    .50BMG [N/A, N/A]
    tfeilding [10d, Jd]
    skid3 [N/A, N/A]
    Petitos [N/A, N/A]
    Asis15 [N/A, N/A]
    6CHRIS9 [N/A, N/A]
    kevinou50 [N/A, N/A]
    auditt52 [N/A, N/A]
    katika12 [N/A, N/A]
    grobar696 [N/A, N/A]
    *** Bet Round 1 ***
    Asis15 Fold
    6CHRIS9 Fold
    kevinou50 Fold
    auditt52 Fold
    katika12 Fold
    grobar696 Call 2500.00
    .50BMG Fold
    tfeilding Call 2500.00
    skid3 Call 2500.00
    Petitos Check
    *** Flop(Board): *** : [5d, 8d, 9d]
    *** Bet Round 2 ***
    skid3 All-in 41020.00
    Petitos Fold
    grobar696 Fold
    tfeilding Call 41020.00
    *** Turn(Board): *** : [5d, 8d, 9d, 9s]
    *** River(Board): *** : [5d, 8d, 9d, 9s, 9h]
    *** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 94540.00
    .50BMG Fold Win: 0.00
    tfeilding [10d, Jd] Flush to the jack Win: 0.00
    skid3 [Kd, 9c] Four of a kind, nines Win: 94540.00
    Petitos Fold Win: 0.00
    Asis15 Fold Win: 0.00
    6CHRIS9 Fold Win: 0.00
    kevinou50 Fold Win: 0.00
    auditt52 Fold Win: 0.00
    katika12 Fold Win: 0.00
    grobar696 Fold Win: 0.00

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    And still it goes on.....

    (50/100) - 2010/01/15 20:15:36 ET
    Table '232603890 26' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: notenboom (1070 in chips)
    Seat 2: cesarge (1150 in chips)
    Seat 3: HERRERO85 (385 in chips)
    Seat 4: luciodog (2000 in chips)
    Seat 5: jeben lik (345 in chips)
    Seat 6: Piorno (1410 in chips)
    Seat 7: alemerchel (655 in chips)
    Seat 8: yllibisi0 (855 in chips)
    Seat 9: B1Buff (750 in chips)
    notenboom: posts the ante 20
    cesarge: posts the ante 20
    HERRERO85: posts the ante 20
    luciodog: posts the ante 20
    jeben lik: posts the ante 20
    Piorno: posts the ante 20
    alemerchel: posts the ante 20
    yllibisi0: posts the ante 20
    B1Buff: posts the ante 20
    yllibisi0: posts small blind 50
    B1Buff: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to luciodog [Qc Ah]
    notenboom: raises 100 to 200
    cesarge: calls 200
    HERRERO85: folds
    luciodog: raises 1780 to 1980 and is all-in
    jeben lik: folds
    Piorno: folds
    alemerchel: folds
    yllibisi0: folds
    B1Buff: folds
    notenboom: calls 850 and is all-in
    cesarge: folds
    Uncalled bet (930) returned to luciodog
    *** FLOP *** [9h Jh 8d]
    *** TURN *** [9h Jh 8d] [2h]
    *** RIVER *** [9h Jh 8d 2h] [7c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    notenboom: shows [Jd Qh] (a pair of Jacks)
    luciodog: shows [Qc Ah] (high card Ace)
    notenboom collected 2630 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2630 | Rake 0
    Board [9h Jh 8d 2h 7c]
    Seat 1: notenboom showed [Jd Qh] and won (2630) with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 2: cesarge folded before Flop
    Seat 3: HERRERO85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: luciodog showed [Qc Ah] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 5: jeben lik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: Piorno folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: alemerchel (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: yllibisi0 (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 9: B1Buff (big blind) folded before Flop
    Trouble follows this bag of bones

    And he did take his penis in his hand and shake it ( Miami judge when charging Jim Morrison 1969 )

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    Citrus for forum president imo.

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    Just finished playin live at Walsall. 20£ deepstack 95 runners. With 28 left I one chip leaders with 65k.
    Get QQ in bb.
    Shortie raises all in or 10k
    button calls
    I call
    flop Q35
    I check, butoon bets 10k I shove he calls for his last 30k
    shortie has KQ button has KK
    turn A
    river K!!!!!
    I one outer the flop and he rivers his.

    If I win that pot I am massive cl. with over 100k with ave stack at final table being 95k

    then with 30k left I shove with Ak and the button from earlier calls me with AQ3 lol
    he has been dealt 3 cards!! And hi hand is dead!! I then busto 17/95 with 10 paid!!

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    Ouch! Bad luck!

    PLO home game. Host lost 540BBs. I only won 160bb after not winning a 320bb pot at the end.

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    This type of hand has happened half a dozen times this weekend. Almost always with the person needing a miracle king on the end. It stopped becoming comical a long time back. Ive been running good of late but this weekend things have just been bizzarre and certainly brought my luck levels back to normal.


    ***** Hand 1979269036 *****
    750.00/1500.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 17 January 2010 23:47:54
    MICRO GTD REBUY (Real /Tournament )
    Seat 1: master1981 (75961.00)
    Seat 2: 77puma (98049.00)
    Seat 3: Maksum (26448.00)
    Seat 4: 8tris (76582.00)
    Seat 5: Lady_Star (64414.00)
    Seat 6: tfeilding (43653.00)
    Seat 7: maspe (78096.00)
    Seat 8: dieudo88 (55613.00)
    Seat 9: diePest (34345.00)
    Seat 10: saimoni (38318.00)
    tfeilding post SB 750.00
    maspe post BB 1500.00
    ** Deal **
    master1981 [N/A, N/A]
    77puma [N/A, N/A]
    Maksum [N/A, N/A]
    8tris [N/A, N/A]
    Lady_Star [N/A, N/A]
    tfeilding [As, 8d]
    maspe [N/A, N/A]
    dieudo88 [N/A, N/A]
    diePest [N/A, N/A]
    saimoni [N/A, N/A]
    *** Bet Round 1 ***
    dieudo88 Fold
    diePest Call 1500.00
    saimoni Fold
    master1981 Fold
    77puma Fold
    Maksum Fold
    8tris Call 1500.00
    Lady_Star Fold
    tfeilding Call 1500.00
    maspe Check
    *** Flop(Board): *** : [Ks, Ad, 8h]
    *** Bet Round 2 ***
    tfeilding Check
    maspe Check
    diePest Check
    8tris Bet 3750.00
    tfeilding Call 3750.00
    maspe Fold
    diePest Fold
    *** Turn(Board): *** : [Ks, Ad, 8h, 4d]
    *** Bet Round 3 ***
    tfeilding Check
    8tris Bet 15000.00
    tfeilding All-in 38403.00
    8tris Call 38403.00
    *** River(Board): *** : [Ks, Ad, 8h, 4d, Kh]
    *** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 91806.00
    master1981 Fold Win: 0.00
    77puma Fold Win: 0.00
    Maksum Fold Win: 0.00
    8tris [Kc, 8s] Full house Win: 91806.00
    Lady_Star Fold Win: 0.00
    tfeilding [As, 8d] Two pair aces and kings Win: 0.00
    maspe Fold Win: 0.00
    dieudo88 Fold Win: 0.00
    diePest Fold Win: 0.00
    saimoni Fold Win: 0.00

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    WHO FLICKED THE DOOMSWITCH?

    PokerStars Game #38382965428: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/01/18 21:51:29 ET
    Table 'Sodankyla VII' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: CurlyMatt ($184.40 in chips)
    Seat 3: jorgmees ($39.30 in chips)
    Seat 4: tailz222 ($43.50 in chips)
    Seat 5: luciodog ($36.10 in chips)
    luciodog: posts small blind $0.50
    clumsychris: is sitting out
    CurlyMatt: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to luciodog [Qd Ad]
    clumsychris leaves the table
    jorgmees: folds
    tailz222: raises $3 to $4
    luciodog: raises $5 to $9
    CurlyMatt: folds
    tailz222: calls $5
    *** FLOP *** [Qc 3c 4h]
    luciodog: bets $9
    tailz222: raises $19 to $28
    luciodog: calls $18.10 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($0.90) returned to tailz222
    *** TURN *** [Qc 3c 4h] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [Qc 3c 4h 5d] [7d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    luciodog: shows [Qd Ad] (a pair of Queens)
    tailz222: shows [7c 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
    tailz222 collected $71.20 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $73.20 | Rake $2
    Board [Qc 3c 4h 5d 7d]
    Seat 1: CurlyMatt (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: jorgmees folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: tailz222 (button) showed [7c 7h] and won ($71.20) with three of a kind, Sevens
    Seat 5: luciodog (small blind) showed [Qd Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens
    Trouble follows this bag of bones

    And he did take his penis in his hand and shake it ( Miami judge when charging Jim Morrison 1969 )

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    THIS IS NOT A TILT HAND BUT A TOURNEY THAT MADE ME TILT ARGGGG..
    I ENTERED THIS HU TOURNEY 97 RUNNERS OK SO FAR. 10E ENTRY FEE YEP THATS OK. WIN MY FIRST 4 GAMES AND IM NOW IN THE CASH. SWEET IM THINKING. I FINALY FINISH 3RD.... NOW THIS IS THE TILT BIT, 97 EURO IZ OK FOR 2 HOURS PLAY ...FK WAT NOOOOOOOO I MISS READ THE ENTRY AND IT WAS 1E +10 AAAAAARGGG SO ME...



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