Tilter's Anonymous Thread! Post your tilting moments here!

[Bazzzzza]

Arrrrrrghghghghghhg!!!

Please some1 enlighten me.........how can you call with 33 ,on the flop,when youve been reraised both pre,and post flop on a board of a q 9????????????? obv hits his 3 on the turn and i lose a buyin (me a q) playing 1/2 ffs........?????

[rfph1]

My name is rf, and Im on tilt...

***** Hand 1473354555 *****
15.00/30.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 23 February 2009 23:33:57
Holdem (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: shabbat (1215.00)
Seat 2: rfph1 (1785.00)
shabbat post SB 15.00
rfph1 post BB 30.00
** Deal **
shabbat [N/A, N/A]
rfph1 [Js, Ad]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
shabbat All-in 1215.00
rfph1 Call 1215.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [4h, 10s, 7h]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [4h, 10s, 7h, 7d]
*** River(Board): *** : [4h, 10s, 7h, 7d, 5d]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 2430.00
shabbat [5c, 3s] Two pair sevens and fives Win: 2430.00
rfph1 [Js, Ad] Pair of sevens Win: 0.00

[CitrusSR]

My name is Rich and I tilt. I have been clean for 9 days now. I hope this thread doesnt get me off the wagon.

lol This thread is pretty tilt-inducing, are you still clean??

I have also been clean for almost 7 days - but I haven't played any poker as I've been in Spain (rehab) so not sure if that counts?!

[Rich Ghost]

lol This thread is pretty tilt-inducing, are you still clean??

I have also been clean for almost 7 days - but I haven't played any poker as I've been in Spain (rehab) so not sure if that counts?!

Still clean! could feel it brewing the other day so got on GTA4 and slit some throats and shotgun'd some coppers (in the face obv).

Doesnt count mate unfortunately. Sorry.

Acutally got another chat ban today. I wasnt even playing in the game, was just railing and saying random daft stuff!

[CitrusSR]

What a sick game. Every time I'm favourite I lose and when I get it in bad I can't even suck out right


Full Tilt Poker Game #10927346522: $50 + $5 Matrix 4x Sit & Go (82105657), Match 3 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:39:58 ET - 2009/03/02
Seat 1: 27 9 (1,425)
Seat 2: Bluffing27 (1,455)
Seat 3: EsjayUK (1,195)
Seat 4: hostileone (1,455)
Seat 5: davecurts (1,275)
Seat 6: Babba99 (2,105)
Seat 7: l8ter2y (1,450)
Seat 8: DaFish72 (1,440)
Seat 9: Small Brains (1,700)
Small Brains posts the small blind of 20
27 9 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EsjayUK [Kh Kc]
Bluffing27 raises to 80
EsjayUK has 15 seconds left to act
EsjayUK raises to 250
hostileone folds
davecurts has 15 seconds left to act
davecurts folds
Babba99 folds
l8ter2y calls 250
DaFish72 folds
Small Brains folds
27 9 folds
Bluffing27 raises to 750
EsjayUK raises to 1,195, and is all in
l8ter2y folds
Bluffing27 calls 445
EsjayUK shows [Kh Kc]
Bluffing27 shows [Ah As]
*** FLOP *** [6h 2d Kd]
*** TURN *** [6h 2d Kd] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [6h 2d Kd Jh] [Ac]
EsjayUK shows three of a kind, Kings
Bluffing27 shows three of a kind, Aces
Bluffing27 wins the pot (2,700) with three of a kind, Aces
EsjayUK stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,700 | Rake 0
Board: [6h 2d Kd Jh Ac]
Seat 1: 27 9 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Bluffing27 showed [Ah As] and won (2,700) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: EsjayUK showed [Kh Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: hostileone didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: davecurts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Babba99 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: l8ter2y folded before the Flop
Seat 8: DaFish72 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Small Brains (small blind) folded before the Flop



Fuck my life

[daldai]

its not really fair to tilt after one bad beat, or even several beats in a row, since the laws of probablity allow for this. i'm gonna do the decent thing and give it a couple more months for the cards to start falling randomly, essentially giving the matrix one more chance to cut me some slack. if not i'll be forced to go on one big tilt

watch this space :twisted:

[S6TAV]

I dont even know why I am bothering tonight

***** Hand 1487565117 *****
150.00/300.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 05 March 2009 00:00:51
Holdem Turbo (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: S6TAV (2170.00)
Seat 7: enan0412 (575.00)
Seat 8: nicodos (2335.00)
Seat 9: LibanLibre (9920.00)
Seat 10: Unknown (0.00)
enan0412 post SB 150.00
nicodos post BB 300.00
** Deal **
S6TAV [As, Jc]
enan0412 [N/A, N/A]
nicodos [N/A, N/A]
LibanLibre [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
LibanLibre Fold
S6TAV Raise to 900.00
enan0412 All-in 575.00
nicodos Fold
*** Flop(Board): *** : [9c, Ad, 7s]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [9c, Ad, 7s, Ks]
*** River(Board): *** : [9c, Ad, 7s, Ks, Kd]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 1450.00
S6TAV [As, Jc] Two pair aces and kings Win: 0.00
enan0412 [10h, Kc] Three of a kind, kings Win: 1450.00
nicodos Fold Win: 0.00
LibanLibre Fold Win: 0.00

next hand


***** Hand 1487565987 *****
150.00/300.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 05 March 2009 00:01:26
Holdem Turbo (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: S6TAV (1595.00)
Seat 7: enan0412 (1450.00)
Seat 8: nicodos (2035.00)
Seat 9: LibanLibre (9920.00)
Seat 10: Unknown (0.00)
nicodos post SB 150.00
LibanLibre post BB 300.00
** Deal **
S6TAV [Ad, Jd]
enan0412 [N/A, N/A]
nicodos [N/A, N/A]
LibanLibre [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
S6TAV All-in 1595.00
enan0412 Fold
nicodos Fold
LibanLibre Call 1595.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [2s, 6s, 4d]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [2s, 6s, 4d, 10s]
*** River(Board): *** : [2s, 6s, 4d, 10s, 4s]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 3340.00
S6TAV [Ad, Jd] Pair of fours Win: 0.00
enan0412 Fold Win: 0.00
nicodos Fold Win: 0.00
LibanLibre [10d, Ac] Two pair tens and fours Win: 3340.00

Next SNG I play I get it all in with AK on a flop of 5,10,10 and get called by K9 and they hit a 9 on the turn. DOOM SWITCH IS ON FULL POWER!
Sure they are all in pre flop but they never seem to hit on the flop always on the fecking turn or river

*I hate posting these but its always good to share

[swinebag22]

Not a big tilter, but this one made me puke

***** Hand 1497055209 *****
150.00/300.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 10 March 2009 21:21:06
DEEPSTACK €3,500 GTD (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: nicosio (16135.00)
Seat 6: BobbyS22 (10100.00)
Seat 2: FCLiverpoo (42227.00)
Seat 3: aliente (31073.00)
Seat 4: Blackdarko (16356.00)
Seat 5: Sea324 (4851.00)
Seat 7: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 8: Solitary (23413.00)
Seat 9: pokerthoth (10613.00)
Seat 10: korkusuz (17614.00)
nicosio post SB 150.00
FCLiverpoo post BB 300.00
** Deal **
nicosio [N/A, N/A]
BobbyS22 [9c, 9h]
FCLiverpoo [N/A, N/A]
aliente [N/A, N/A]
Blackdarko [N/A, N/A]
Sea324 [N/A, N/A]
Solitary [N/A, N/A]
pokerthoth [N/A, N/A]
korkusuz [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
aliente Call 300.00
Blackdarko Fold
Sea324 Fold
BobbyS22 Call 300.00
Solitary Fold
pokerthoth Fold
korkusuz Fold
nicosio Call 300.00
FCLiverpoo Check
*** Flop(Board): *** : [9s, 8d, 6c]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
nicosio Check
FCLiverpoo Bet 1100.00
aliente Call 1100.00
BobbyS22 Raise to 4600.00
nicosio Fold
FCLiverpoo Fold
aliente Call 4600.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [9s, 8d, 6c, 10d]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
aliente Check
BobbyS22 All-in 5200.00
aliente Call 5200.00
*** River(Board): *** : [9s, 8d, 6c, 10d, Kh]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 22125.00
nicosio Fold Win: 0.00
BobbyS22 [9c, 9h] Three of a kind, nines Win: 0.00
FCLiverpoo Fold Win: 0.00
aliente [Kd, Ks] Three of a kind, kings Win: 22125.00
Blackdarko Fold Win: 0.00
Sea324 Fold Win: 0.00
Solitary Fold Win: 0.00
pokerthoth Fold Win: 0.00

[Ihateflushes]

Just played a $5 6 man SNG and a $2 9 man SNG.

In the $5 i went out in 3rd to a tard thinking his A5 is worth an all in call against my AK, pretty annoyed with that.
Then in the $2 finished 8th, got AA in BB, 2 limpers, a min raise, a call, i raise to 3.5x the raise, get 3 callers. Go all in after the flop of 2,4,6, get called by 2 players - one holding AK the other holding K3 sooooooted (no spades on the flop though), and the K3 rivers a 5 for a straight, big pot obv.

I'm going to go cry or something, been a day full of tards playing their shit and hitting it.

[Barnfather]

Just now. 180-man SNG on Pokerstars.....

Played a decent game throughout and managed to keep a healthy stack through mostly smallball poker.

Then its the final table, four-handed. All four of us have roughly the same stacks.

I get AA. My first pair of Aces all tournament (all night in fact) and the guy in front of me types 'TARGET ENGAGED!!!! FOXTROT 14!!!!' into the chatbox and shoves. I call - obviously - and he flips over K10o. Board comes up as 6,7,7,8,9 to give him a straight 6 to 10 and busts me out. He types, 'lol' in the chatbox and the game continues, whilst I am fuming. The only time I fucking pick up a decent starting hand, on a short-handed table a few hands from taking it down and that happens.

Must admit, I did like the guys 'target engaged' style of shoving, although I didn't enjoy it happening to me....