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    PokerStars Game #40462253837: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/02/28 18:40:08 WET [2010/02/28 13:40:08 ET]
    Table 'Monoceros II' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 2: AggroFold ($8.95 in chips)
    Seat 3: gaydaddy ($100 in chips)
    Seat 4: SUKKER882 ($18.50 in chips)
    Seat 5: booya25 ($20 in chips)
    Seat 7: renederland ($37.90 in chips)
    Seat 8: s4ooter ($19 in chips)
    Seat 9: pino tokpa ($168.80 in chips)
    s4ooter: posts small blind $0.50
    pino tokpa: posts big blind $1
    manoochehr: sits out
    drivemyJOEII: sits out
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to s4ooter [7c Th]
    AggroFold: folds
    gaydaddy: folds
    SUKKER882: folds
    booya25: folds
    renederland: folds
    s4ooter: calls $0.50
    pino tokpa: raises $1 to $2
    s4ooter: calls $1
    *** FLOP *** [4h Ts 9h]
    s4ooter: checks
    pino tokpa: checks
    *** TURN *** [4h Ts 9h] [7d]
    s4ooter: checks
    pino tokpa: bets $3
    s4ooter: raises $5 to $8
    pino tokpa: raises $19 to $27
    s4ooter: calls $9 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($10) returned to pino tokpa
    *** RIVER *** [4h Ts 9h 7d] [4d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    s4ooter: shows [7c Th] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
    pino tokpa: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
    pino tokpa collected $36.15 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $38 | Rake $1.85
    Board [4h Ts 9h 7d 4d]
    Seat 2: AggroFold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: gaydaddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: SUKKER882 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: booya25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: renederland (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: s4ooter (small blind) showed [7c Th] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
    Seat 9: pino tokpa (big blind) showed [Ad As] and won ($36.15) with two pair, Aces and Fours

    i mean realy????

    Quote Originally Posted by s4ooter View Post
    Queen smacked me in the ass on river
    Quote Originally Posted by TomPich View Post
    hahahahahahahaahah...........................best quote EVER!!
    Schmegletron - ‘I want to get more bad hands like J8 so I can call shoves and bust people’.

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    PokerStars Game #40462822242: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/02/28 18:50:22 WET [2010/02/28 13:50:22 ET]
    Table 'Peitho IX' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 2: s4ooter ($28.35 in chips)
    Seat 3: Dodo26 ($21.50 in chips)
    Seat 4: weizinho50 ($108.75 in chips)
    Seat 5: nutslos ($20 in chips)
    Seat 6: lefty0926 ($65.15 in chips)
    Seat 7: kladik ($107.10 in chips)
    Seat 8: bonerjoe069 ($13 in chips)
    Seat 9: OMG! IM BOT ($100 in chips)
    s4ooter: posts small blind $0.50
    Dodo26: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to s4ooter [Kd Ac]
    weizinho50: folds
    nutslos: folds
    lefty0926: folds
    kladik: folds
    bonerjoe069: calls $1
    OMG! IM BOT: folds
    s4ooter: raises $2 to $3
    Dodo26: raises $18.50 to $21.50 and is all-in
    bonerjoe069: folds
    s4ooter: calls $18.50
    *** FLOP *** [2h Th Ts]
    *** TURN *** [2h Th Ts] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [2h Th Ts 5d] [6s]
    bonerjoe069 said, "lol nh"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    s4ooter: shows [Kd Ac] (a pair of Tens)
    Dodo26: shows [Tc Td] (four of a kind, Tens)
    Dodo26 collected $41.80 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $44 | Rake $2.20
    Board [2h Th Ts 5d 6s]
    Seat 2: s4ooter (small blind) showed [Kd Ac] and lost with a pair of Tens
    Seat 3: Dodo26 (big blind) showed [Tc Td] and won ($41.80) with four of a kind, Tens
    Seat 4: weizinho50 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: nutslos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: lefty0926 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: kladik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: bonerjoe069 folded before Flop
    Seat 9: OMG! IM BOT (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Quote Originally Posted by s4ooter View Post
    Queen smacked me in the ass on river
    Quote Originally Posted by TomPich View Post
    hahahahahahahaahah...........................best quote EVER!!
    Schmegletron - ‘I want to get more bad hands like J8 so I can call shoves and bust people’.

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    wow, ul. You almost run as bad as me on stars.

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    Not a bad beat but always pisses me off when i fold a hand like this, especially when he has the "nuts"

    Full Tilt Poker Game #18882574464: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (143485959), Table 1 - 60/120 - Limit Hold'em - 16:42:48 ET - 2010/03/01
    Seat 1: Grapes1906 (213)
    Seat 2: markgreenkeeper (1,782)
    Seat 3: eddiepopo (2,640)
    Seat 4: Gunnertom (1,380), is sitting out
    Seat 5: StevenJ27 (1,880)
    Seat 6: KELREN172 (1,855)
    Seat 8: Q10neverlosses (1,175)
    Seat 9: BRG-007 (2,575)
    Grapes1906 posts the small blind of 30
    markgreenkeeper posts the big blind of 60
    The button is in seat #9
    Gunnertom has returned
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Q10neverlosses [5c Jc]
    eddiepopo folds
    Gunnertom calls 60
    StevenJ27 calls 60
    KELREN172 calls 60
    Q10neverlosses folds
    BRG-007 calls 60
    Grapes1906 calls 30
    markgreenkeeper checks
    *** FLOP *** [6c Ad 2c]
    Grapes1906 checks
    markgreenkeeper bets 60
    Gunnertom folds
    StevenJ27 has 15 seconds left to act
    StevenJ27 raises to 120
    KELREN172 folds
    BRG-007 folds
    Grapes1906 calls 120
    markgreenkeeper calls 60
    *** TURN *** [6c Ad 2c] [3c]
    Grapes1906 bets 33, and is all in
    markgreenkeeper raises to 120
    StevenJ27 has 15 seconds left to act
    StevenJ27 raises to 240
    markgreenkeeper calls 120
    *** RIVER *** [6c Ad 2c 3c] [4c]
    markgreenkeeper checks
    StevenJ27 bets 120
    markgreenkeeper calls 120
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    StevenJ27 shows [Ac 8h] a flush, Ace high
    markgreenkeeper mucks
    StevenJ27 wins the side pot (654) with a flush, Ace high
    Grapes1906 mucks
    StevenJ27 wins the main pot (819) with a flush, Ace high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,473 Main pot 819. Side pot 654. | Rake 0
    Board: [6c Ad 2c 3c 4c]
    Seat 1: Grapes1906 (small blind) mucked [3h 9h] - a pair of Threes
    Seat 2: markgreenkeeper (big blind) mucked [As Ah] - three of a kind, Aces
    Seat 3: eddiepopo didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: Gunnertom folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: StevenJ27 showed [Ac 8h] and won (1,473) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 6: KELREN172 folded on the Flop
    Seat 8: Q10neverlosses didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 9: BRG-007 (button) folded on the Flop

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    PokerStars Game #40567286042: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/03/02 20:16:03 WET [2010/03/02 15:16:03 ET]
    Table 'Gunlod II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Murzik100 ($16.20 in chips)
    Seat 2: Kleinmann ($24.20 in chips)
    Seat 3: Murphys Law8 ($101 in chips)
    Seat 4: yugor ($24 in chips)
    Seat 5: dejanpadina ($20 in chips)
    Seat 6: booya25 ($22 in chips)
    Seat 7: GorgeousDiaz ($16.50 in chips)
    Seat 8: s4ooter ($35.25 in chips)
    Seat 9: Ritik ($24 in chips)
    yugor: posts small blind $0.50
    dejanpadina: posts big blind $1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to s4ooter [6c 6s]
    booya25: raises $1.50 to $2.50
    GorgeousDiaz: folds
    s4ooter: calls $2.50
    Ritik: folds
    Murzik100 has timed out
    Murzik100: folds
    Kleinmann: folds
    Murphys Law8: folds
    yugor: folds
    dejanpadina: folds
    *** FLOP *** [As 6h Ac]
    booya25: bets $3.50
    s4ooter: calls $3.50
    *** TURN *** [As 6h Ac] [8d]
    booya25: bets $7
    s4ooter: raises $22.25 to $29.25 and is all-in
    booya25: calls $9 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($13.25) returned to s4ooter
    *** RIVER *** [As 6h Ac 8d] [Kd]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    booya25: shows [Kc Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
    s4ooter: shows [6c 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
    booya25 collected $43.30 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $45.50 | Rake $2.20
    Board [As 6h Ac 8d Kd]
    Seat 1: Murzik100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Kleinmann folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Murphys Law8 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: yugor (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: dejanpadina (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: booya25 showed [Kc Ah] and won ($43.30) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
    Seat 7: GorgeousDiaz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: s4ooter showed [6c 6s] and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Aces
    Seat 9: Ritik folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    Quote Originally Posted by s4ooter View Post
    Queen smacked me in the ass on river
    Quote Originally Posted by TomPich View Post
    hahahahahahahaahah...........................best quote EVER!!
    Schmegletron - ‘I want to get more bad hands like J8 so I can call shoves and bust people’.

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    The icop games
    Your missing the point friend, unless of course your displaying a sense of humour, of which i dont appreciate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cayton View Post
    The icop games
    LOL

    Unlucky mate!! Made me laugh though so that's gotta be EV+???

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    I just tilted that much i smashed the crap out of pc table and donked my 10k stack down to 1800 in the 1 remaining tourney im in.
    Trouble follows this bag of bones

    And he did take his penis in his hand and shake it ( Miami judge when charging Jim Morrison 1969 )

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    This left me with 135 chips





    built it back up to 10,000 before running into aces and left with 2400 before my exit hand (also 51st top 50 paid so bubble boy )

    Your missing the point friend, unless of course your displaying a sense of humour, of which i dont appreciate.

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    Villain was probably worst ever seen. He was up to 12k, down to 6k every orbit, shocking all ins. GIT.

    My HH is cut off for some reason, he had AQ.

    100.00/200.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 03 March 2010 22:53:48
    DEEPSTACK €2,000 GTD (Real /Tournament )
    Seat 1: cheryl2711 (6789.00)
    Seat 2: aspite79 (10868.00)
    Seat 3: zervinio13 (11441.00)
    Seat 4: yogi100 (2680.00)
    Seat 5: litti83 (3635.00)
    Seat 6: Unknown (0.00)
    Seat 7: Insensatez (21448.00)
    Seat 8: Unknown (0.00)
    Seat 9: GuNNeR__Cy (9268.00)
    Seat 10: batman4eve (11090.00)
    batman4eve post SB 100.00
    cheryl2711 post BB 200.00
    ** Deal **
    cheryl2711 [Ad, 9d]
    aspite79 [N/A, N/A]
    zervinio13 [N/A, N/A]
    yogi100 [N/A, N/A]
    litti83 [N/A, N/A]
    Insensatez [N/A, N/A]
    GuNNeR__Cy [N/A, N/A]
    batman4eve [N/A, N/A]
    *** Bet Round 1 ***
    aspite79 Fold
    zervinio13 Fold
    yogi100 Fold
    litti83 Fold
    Insensatez Raise to 800.00
    GuNNeR__Cy Fold
    batman4eve Call 800.00
    cheryl2711 Call 800.00
    *** Flop(Board): *** : [As, 4h, 9s]
    *** Bet Round 2 ***
    batman4eve Check
    cheryl2711 Check
    Insensatez Bet 1300.00
    batman4eve Raise to 2600.00
    cheryl2711 All-in 5989.00
    Insensatez Fold
    batman4eve Call 5989.00
    *** Turn(Board): *** : [As, 4h, 9s, 4s]
    *** River(Board): *** : [As, 4h, 9s, 4s, Qs]
    *** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 15878.00
    cheryl2711 [Ad, 9d] Two pair aces and nines Win: 0.00
    aspite79 Fold Win: 0.00
    zervinio13 Fold Win: 0.00
    yogi100 Fold Win: 0.00
    litti83 Fold Win: 0.00
    Unknown [N/A, N/A] Highest card ace Win: 0.00
    Dumb Ass

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