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[s4ooter]

PokerStars Game #40630920155: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/03/04 2:11:20 WET [2010/03/03 21:11:20 ET]
Table 'Montana' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: s4ooter ($38.55 in chips)
Seat 2: Bowlerman14 ($133.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Halo_Mietku ($108.80 in chips)
Seat 4: cdeez8 ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: SHREKpl ($32.05 in chips)
Seat 6: barry409 ($30 in chips)
Seat 7: /7e4kuH ($45.95 in chips)
Seat 8: SG-MASH ($46.15 in chips)
s4ooter: posts small blind $0.50
Bowlerman14: posts big blind $1
barry409: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to s4ooter [7h Qd]
Halo_Mietku: folds
xjowiszx joins the table at seat #9
cdeez8: folds
SHREKpl: calls $1
barry409: checks
/7e4kuH: folds
SG-MASH: calls $1
s4ooter: calls $0.50
Bowlerman14: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qs 8h]
s4ooter: bets $3
Bowlerman14: raises $6 to $9
SHREKpl: folds
barry409: folds
SG-MASH: folds
s4ooter: calls $6
*** TURN *** [Qc Qs 8h] [2d]
s4ooter: checks
Bowlerman14: bets $10
s4ooter: raises $18.55 to $28.55 and is all-in
Bowlerman14: calls $18.55
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qs 8h 2d] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
s4ooter: shows [7h Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
Bowlerman14: shows [2c Qh] (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
Bowlerman14 collected $77.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $80.10 | Rake $3
Board [Qc Qs 8h 2d 5c]
Seat 1: s4ooter (small blind) showed [7h Qd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: Bowlerman14 (big blind) showed [2c Qh] and won ($77.10) with a full house, Queens full of Deuces
Seat 3: Halo_Mietku folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: cdeez8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SHREKpl folded on the Flop
Seat 6: barry409 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: /7e4kuH folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: SG-MASH (button) folded on the Flop

[jingjangjong]

Played perfectly Dann VUL mate.

[jingjangjong]

Fiestly how the fuck can u play against this.........

Full Tilt Poker Game #18990060835: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (144193040), Table 59 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:23:37 ET - 2010/03/05
Seat 1: juan418 (3,425)
Seat 2: 88LeChef88 (1,490)
Seat 3: mikos11 (1,380)
Seat 4: lovelylace2 (2,000)
Seat 5: PRO PLAYER 47 (1,440)
Seat 6: walshy101 (1,625)
Seat 7: MasterGizmo (1,435)
Seat 8: RedDevilWils (2,924)
Seat 9: ezslut (1,455)
88LeChef88 posts the small blind of 15
mikos11 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RedDevilWils [Jd Qh]
lovelylace2 folds
PRO PLAYER 47 folds
walshy101 folds
MasterGizmo folds
RedDevilWils raises to 90
ezslut folds
juan418 calls 90
88LeChef88 folds
mikos11 calls 60
*** FLOP *** [6h Jh 3s]
mikos11 checks
RedDevilWils bets 285
juan418 calls 285
mikos11 calls 285
*** TURN *** [6h Jh 3s] [9s]
mikos11 checks
RedDevilWils bets 1,140
juan418 calls 1,140
mikos11 calls 1,005, and is all in
*** RIVER *** [6h Jh 3s 9s] [7s]
RedDevilWils has 15 seconds left to act
RedDevilWils checks
juan418 bets 1,910, and is all in
RedDevilWils calls 1,409, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 501 returned to juan418
*** SHOW DOWN ***
juan418 shows [Ts Qs] a flush, Queen high
RedDevilWils mucks
juan418 wins the side pot (3,088) with a flush, Queen high
mikos11 mucks
juan418 wins the main pot (4,155) with a flush, Queen high
mikos11 stands up
RedDevilWils stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,243 Main pot 4,155. Side pot 3,088. | Rake 0
Board: [6h Jh 3s 9s 7s]
Seat 1: juan418 (button) showed [Ts Qs] and won (7,243) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: 88LeChef88 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: mikos11 (big blind) mucked [6s Js] - a flush, Jack high
Seat 4: lovelylace2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: PRO PLAYER 47 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: walshy101 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MasterGizmo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: RedDevilWils mucked [Jd Qh] - a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: ezslut didn't bet (folded)

[jingjangjong]

Secondly.............

Just to equal out the brags from the e50 buy in game heres my 1st n last experience from it

***** Hand History for Game 2051848486 ***** (Boss)
Tourney Hand NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, February 26, 11:12:28 ET 2010
Table 3500 GUARANTEED (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Seat 1: *luciodog ( $2030.00 USD )
Seat 2: Eystege1 ( $1830.00 USD )
Seat 3: ZDR1978 ( $3250.00 USD )
Seat 5: Dougiedog ( $2010.00 USD )
Seat 6: hirurko ( $1320.00 USD )
Seat 7: zoimester ( $2110.00 USD )
Seat 8: rony70 ( $2310.00 USD )
Seat 9: K7'andre ( $2140.00 USD )
Seat 10: toro9999 ( $2840.00 USD )
*luciodog posts small blind [$15.00 USD].
Eystege1 posts big blind [$30.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to *luciodog [ As Ah ]
ZDR1978 folds
Dougiedog calls [$30.00 USD]
hirurko calls [$30.00 USD]
zoimester raises [$120.00 USD]
rony70 calls [$120.00 USD]
K7'andre folds
toro9999 folds
*luciodog raises [$2015.00 USD]
Eystege1 folds
Dougiedog folds
hirurko folds
zoimester folds
rony70 calls [$1910.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, 7d, Qs ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
*luciodog shows [As, Ah ]
rony70 shows [9d, Qd ]
rony70 wins $4270.00 USD from main pot

[cayton]

can wee close this thread. itz bad juju. i prifer good vibez not downers. close i say sht it down

[wilfuljoker]

Oh how I laughed:

***** Hand 2064034631 *****
100.00/200.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 05 March 2010 20:54:11
DEEPSTACK €3,500 GTD (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: mahous (18707.00)
Seat 7: wilfuljoke (8950.00)
Seat 2: LINARES77 (7803.00)
Seat 3: nicoboy777 (13921.00)
Seat 4: L627 (7196.00)
Seat 5: Brokkie (26274.00)
Seat 6: NISHIKORI (4355.00)
Seat 8: m095 (10607.00)
Seat 9: Scaramoosh (845.00)
Seat 10: streniek23 (5323.00)
streniek23 post SB 100.00
mahous post BB 200.00
** Deal **
mahous [N/A, N/A]
wilfuljoke [Kc, Kh]
LINARES77 [N/A, N/A]
nicoboy777 [N/A, N/A]
L627 [N/A, N/A]
Brokkie [N/A, N/A]
NISHIKORI [N/A, N/A]
m095 [N/A, N/A]
Scaramoosh [N/A, N/A]
streniek23 [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
LINARES77 Fold
nicoboy777 Fold
L627 Fold
Brokkie Raise to 575.00
NISHIKORI Fold
wilfuljoke Raise to 1750.00
m095 Fold
Scaramoosh Fold
streniek23 Fold
mahous Call 1750.00
Brokkie Call 1750.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [5s, 10d, 9h]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
mahous Bet 5600.00
Brokkie Fold
wilfuljoke All-in 7200.00
mahous Call 7200.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [5s, 10d, 9h, Ks]
*** River(Board): *** : [5s, 10d, 9h, Ks, Qc]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 20000.00
mahous [Jh, Jc] Straight to the king Win: 20000.00
wilfuljoke [Kc, Kh] Three of a kind, kings Win: 0.00
LINARES77 Fold Win: 0.00
nicoboy777 Fold Win: 0.00
L627 Fold Win: 0.00
Brokkie Fold Win: 0.00
NISHIKORI Fold Win: 0.00
m095 Fold Win: 0.00
Scaramoosh Fold Win: 0.00
streniek23 Fold Win: 0.00

[s4ooter]

anything you can do i can do better

***** Hand 2064118752 *****
200.00/400.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 05 March 2010 21:33:59
DEEPSTACK €3,500 GTD (Real/Tournament)
Seat 1: ptigoinfre (9708.00)
Seat 2: beks3 (3396.00)
Seat 3: Grambler (12907.00)
Seat 4: bhangra (3775.00)
Seat 5: Allfen. (8301.00)
Seat 6: UKs#1Donk (17852.00)
Seat 7: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 8: ALBERT32 (9227.00)
Seat 9: sesar (33621.00)
Seat 10: GiveMeTheA (13161.00)
UKs#1Donk post SB 200.00
ALBERT32 post BB 400.00
** Deal **
ptigoinfre [N/A, N/A]
beks3 [N/A, N/A]
Grambler [N/A, N/A]
bhangra [N/A, N/A]
Allfen. [N/A, N/A]
UKs#1Donk [Kd, Ks]
ALBERT32 [N/A, N/A]
sesar [N/A, N/A]
GiveMeTheA [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
sesar Call 400.00
GiveMeTheA Fold
ptigoinfre Fold
beks3 Fold
Grambler Fold
bhangra Fold
Allfen. Fold
UKs#1Donk Raise to 1600.00
ALBERT32 Fold
sesar Call 1600.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [2s, 3s, 4d]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
UKs#1Donk Bet 2025.00
sesar All-in 32021.00
UKs#1Donk All-in 16252.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [2s, 3s, 4d, As]
*** River(Board): *** : [2s, 3s, 4d, As, 4c]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 36554.00
ptigoinfre Fold Win: 0.00
beks3 Fold Win: 0.00
Grambler Fold Win: 0.00
bhangra Fold Win: 0.00
Allfen. Fold Win: 0.00
UKs#1Donk [Kd, Ks] Two pair kings and fours Win: 0.00
ALBERT32 Fold Win: 0.00
sesar [Ad, 5s] Straight to the five Win: 36554.00
GiveMeTheA Fold Win: 0.00

with 50 runners left and 40k pot

[s4ooter]

first hand
PokerStars Game #40725548421: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/03/06 0:48:07 WET [2010/03/05 19:48:07 ET]
Table 'Iphigenia VII' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: enjoylife888 ($18.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Ritik ($20 in chips)
Seat 4: SGSchro ($43.30 in chips)
Seat 5: RealRastar ($117.80 in chips)
Seat 6: raptors_67 ($22.70 in chips)
Seat 7: Insidious001 ($38 in chips)
Seat 9: s4ooter ($20 in chips)
Insidious001: posts small blind $0.50
jabbar01: is sitting out
s4ooter: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to s4ooter [Jh Js]
jabbar01 leaves the table
enjoylife888: folds
Ritik: folds
SGSchro: folds
RealRastar: folds
raptors_67: folds
Big Stepper joins the table at seat #8
Insidious001: raises $23 to $24
s4ooter: calls $19 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($4) returned to Insidious001
*** FLOP *** [4d 7c 8h]
*** TURN *** [4d 7c 8h] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7c 8h 2h] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Insidious001: shows [Qd Jc] (a pair of Queens)
s4ooter: shows [Jh Js] (a pair of Jacks)
Insidious001 collected $38 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $40 | Rake $2
Board [4d 7c 8h 2h Qc]
Seat 2: enjoylife888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ritik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SGSchro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: RealRastar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: raptors_67 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Insidious001 (small blind) showed [Qd Jc] and won ($38) with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: s4ooter (big blind) showed [Jh Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[thetonto]

Why on Earth would you play this way?

PokerStars Game #40741861676: Tournament #249784856, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/03/06 11:18:26 WET [2010/03/06 6:18:26 ET]
Table '249784856 2' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: SpadeKid84 (2699 in chips)
Seat 2: hoghvn4 (1445 in chips)
Seat 3: RATM86 (2406 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: vinh186 (1580 in chips)
Seat 5: elisabeth71 (1190 in chips)
Seat 6: thetonto19 (975 in chips)
Seat 7: yukmouth123 (1670 in chips)
Seat 8: Alvin99 (140 in chips)
Seat 9: koke468 (1395 in chips)
RATM86: posts small blind 15
vinh186: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thetonto19 [Kd Ac]
elisabeth71: folds
thetonto19: raises 70 to 100
yukmouth123: folds
Alvin99: folds
koke468: folds
SpadeKid84: folds
hoghvn4: folds
RATM86: folds
vinh186: calls 70
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7s Qh]
vinh186: bets 270
thetonto19: raises 605 to 875 and is all-in
RATM86 has returned
vinh186: calls 605
*** TURN *** [Kh 7s Qh] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7s Qh 3d] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vinh186: shows [Js Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
thetonto19: shows [Kd Ac] (a pair of Kings)
vinh186 collected 1965 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1965 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 7s Qh 3d Jh]
Seat 1: SpadeKid84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hoghvn4 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: RATM86 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: vinh186 (big blind) showed [Js Qs] and won (1965) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: elisabeth71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: thetonto19 showed [Kd Ac] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: yukmouth123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Alvin99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: koke468 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[thetonto]

This is worse...

PokerStars Game #40742112077: Tournament #249785051, $12+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2010/03/06 11:28:19 WET [2010/03/06 6:28:19 ET]
Table '249785051 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Pro-Poulsen (1215 in chips)
Seat 2: thetonto19 (5295 in chips)
Seat 3: Duli_San (1105 in chips)
Seat 6: soe100 (1385 in chips)
thetonto19: posts small blind 25
Duli_San: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thetonto19 [Ac Ad]
soe100: folds
Pro-Poulsen: raises 50 to 100
thetonto19: raises 5195 to 5295 and is all-in
Duli_San: folds
Pro-Poulsen: calls 1115 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (4080) returned to thetonto19
*** FLOP *** [2s 3d Jh]
*** TURN *** [2s 3d Jh] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [2s 3d Jh Td] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thetonto19: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Pro-Poulsen: shows [Ah Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
Pro-Poulsen collected 2480 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2480 | Rake 0
Board [2s 3d Jh Td Ts]
Seat 1: Pro-Poulsen (button) showed [Ah Tc] and won (2480) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: thetonto19 (small blind) showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 3: Duli_San (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: soe100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)