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[wilfuljoker]

No, no, no, none of them are as bad - my hand actually improved before it crashed and burned. Evil, evil poker gods: not enough to bad beat my premium pair but they toyed with me first.

[DaMatrix]

***** Hand 2067573045 *****
60.00/120.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - Sunday, March 07, 2010 8:41:02 PM
iCOP7 - €100k Finale (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: ihQuDaah (3036.00)
Seat 2: topcrono (4064.00)
Seat 3: BELL79 (7139.00)
Seat 4: Luuthanh (6981.00)
Seat 5: strutenQ8 (2520.00)
Seat 6: VNH_TY! (4215.00)
Seat 7: gattina83 (6605.00)
Seat 9: FCUKU2 (6367.00)
Seat 8: feeling1re (5920.00)
Seat 10: shillAA (3183.00)
gattina83 post SB 60.00
feeling1re post BB 120.00
** Deal **
ihQuDaah [N/A, N/A]
topcrono [N/A, N/A]
BELL79 [N/A, N/A]
Luuthanh [N/A, N/A]
strutenQ8 [N/A, N/A]
VNH_TY! [N/A, N/A]
gattina83 [N/A, N/A]
FCUKU2 [Ah, Ac]
feeling1re [N/A, N/A]
shillAA [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
FCUKU2 Raise to 420.00
shillAA Fold
ihQuDaah Fold
topcrono Fold
BELL79 Call 420.00
Luuthanh Fold
strutenQ8 Fold
VNH_TY! Fold
gattina83 Call 420.00
feeling1re Fold
*** Flop(Board): *** : [7h, Ks, 6h]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
gattina83 Check
FCUKU2 Bet 1035.00
BELL79 Call 1035.00
gattina83 Fold
*** Turn(Board): *** : [7h, Ks, 6h, 2h]
*** Bet Round 3 ***
FCUKU2 Bet 1725.00
BELL79 All-in 5684.00
FCUKU2 All-in 4912.00
*** River(Board): *** : [7h, Ks, 6h, 2h, 9c]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 13274.00
ihQuDaah Fold Win: 0.00
topcrono Fold Win: 0.00
BELL79 [6c, 9d] Two pair nines and sixes Win: 13274.00
Luuthanh Fold Win: 0.00
strutenQ8 Fold Win: 0.00
VNH_TY! Fold Win: 0.00
gattina83 Fold Win: 0.00
FCUKU2 [Ah, Ac] Pair of aces Win: 0.00
feeling1re Fold Win: 0.00
shillAA Fold Win: 0.00

[wilfuljoker]

Matrix, that makes no sense whatsoever. Looks like a stone cold bluff that backed into a hand. Vul.

[thetonto]

PokerStars Game #40920552546: Tournament #301010642, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2010/03/09 22:25:06 WET [2010/03/09 17:25:06 ET]
Table '301010642 163' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: briany&co (7090 in chips)
Seat 2: nestorgimlet (4510 in chips)
Seat 3: Baksioras (11425 in chips)
Seat 4: thetonto19 (9195 in chips)
Seat 5: pollyson (20560 in chips)
Seat 6: chardrian (8175 in chips)
Seat 7: castor94 (6715 in chips)
Seat 8: Mystie888 (7700 in chips)
Seat 9: Alphteam (13575 in chips)
briany&co: posts the ante 25
nestorgimlet: posts the ante 25
Baksioras: posts the ante 25
thetonto19: posts the ante 25
pollyson: posts the ante 25
chardrian: posts the ante 25
castor94: posts the ante 25
Mystie888: posts the ante 25
Alphteam: posts the ante 25
pollyson: posts small blind 150
chardrian: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thetonto19 [Ks Kh]
castor94: folds
Mystie888: folds
Alphteam: folds
briany&co: folds
nestorgimlet: raises 4185 to 4485 and is all-in
Baksioras: folds
thetonto19: raises 4685 to 9170 and is all-in
pollyson: calls 9020
chardrian is disconnected
chardrian has timed out while disconnected
chardrian: folds
chardrian is sitting out
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2d 4s]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2d 4s] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2d 4s 9s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pollyson: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
thetonto19: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
pollyson collected 9370 from side pot
nestorgimlet: shows [5d 5s] (a pair of Fives)
pollyson collected 13980 from main pot
Jayzeus24 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23350 Main pot 13980. Side pot 9370. | Rake 0
Board [Jh 2d 4s 9s 7c]
Seat 1: briany&co folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: nestorgimlet showed [5d 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 3: Baksioras folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: thetonto19 (button) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: pollyson (small blind) showed [Js Jc] and won (23350) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: chardrian (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: castor94 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Mystie888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Alphteam folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[jingjangjong]

IM GETTIN SICK OF POSTING IN HERE

Full Tilt Poker Game #19111487367: Daily Dollar Rebuy (145212466), Table 335 - 150/300 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:29:01 ET - 2010/03/09
Seat 1: AESLEHC (24,136)
Seat 2: The Douganator (14,967)
Seat 3: Weichei111 (35,460)
Seat 4: fullina (20,007)
Seat 5: RedDevilWils (16,275)
Seat 6: ricecak35 (14,133)
Seat 7: mschwartz10 (17,703)
Seat 8: Nicole7268 (39,423)
Seat 9: jasusfresh (30,815)
AESLEHC antes 25
The Douganator antes 25
Weichei111 antes 25
fullina antes 25
RedDevilWils antes 25
ricecak35 antes 25
mschwartz10 antes 25
Nicole7268 antes 25
jasusfresh antes 25
Weichei111 posts the small blind of 150
fullina posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RedDevilWils [Kh Ah]
RedDevilWils raises to 777
ricecak35 folds
mschwartz10 folds
Nicole7268 calls 777
jasusfresh folds
AESLEHC folds
The Douganator has 15 seconds left to act
The Douganator raises to 4,050
Weichei111 has 15 seconds left to act
Weichei111 folds
fullina folds
RedDevilWils has 15 seconds left to act
RedDevilWils raises to 16,250, and is all in
Nicole7268 folds
The Douganator calls 10,892, and is all in
RedDevilWils shows [Kh Ah]
The Douganator shows [Ad Qc]
Uncalled bet of 1,308 returned to RedDevilWils
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5h 2s]
*** TURN *** [Kc 5h 2s] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5h 2s Th] [Jd]
RedDevilWils shows a pair of Kings
The Douganator shows a straight, Ace high
The Douganator wins the pot (31,336) with a straight, Ace high
mschwartz10: LOL
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31,336 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 5h 2s Th Jd]
Seat 1: AESLEHC folded before the Flop
Seat 2: The Douganator (button) showed [Ad Qc] and won (31,336) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: Weichei111 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: fullina (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: RedDevilWils showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: ricecak35 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: mschwartz10 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Nicole7268 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: jasusfresh folded before the Flop

[s4ooter]

yea its my thread fuckers!!!

[thetonto]

I dunno how to access HH for Will Hill, but basically...

6max table and I have QQ on the SB
The button limps and I shove
He calls with QT suited and turns a flush

[jingjangjong]

I think ive contracted pokah aids or somert. After this post I no longer acknowledge this thread as existing as I think posting in here is what gave me said mega aids

Full Tilt Poker Game #19192815220: $33,000 KO Guarantee (145937764), Table 229 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:35:22 ET - 2010/03/12
Seat 1: TheBadBoyTom (4,465)
Seat 2: joshk1 (5,250)
Seat 3: nadalmatteo (5,270)
Seat 4: ynotmik (2,910)
Seat 5: Claudio Rinaldi (1,100)
Seat 6: Dont Fold Pls (2,515)
Seat 7: speep racer (3,775)
Seat 8: RedDevilWils (4,455)
Seat 9: chelt1 (2,615)
speep racer posts the small blind of 25
RedDevilWils posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RedDevilWils [Kc Ac]
chelt1 folds
TheBadBoyTom raises to 150
joshk1 has 15 seconds left to act
joshk1 folds
nadalmatteo raises to 300
ynotmik folds
Claudio Rinaldi folds
Dont Fold Pls folds
speep racer folds
RedDevilWils raises to 1,075
TheBadBoyTom folds
nadalmatteo raises to 3,400
RedDevilWils raises to 4,455, and is all in
nadalmatteo calls 1,055
RedDevilWils shows [Kc Ac]
nadalmatteo shows [Ah Qs]
*** FLOP *** [9d 7s 6d]
*** TURN *** [9d 7s 6d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [9d 7s 6d Qc] [Js]
RedDevilWils shows Ace King high
nadalmatteo shows a pair of Queens
nadalmatteo wins the pot (9,085) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,085 | Rake 0
Board: [9d 7s 6d Qc Js]
Seat 1: TheBadBoyTom folded before the Flop
Seat 2: joshk1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: nadalmatteo showed [Ah Qs] and won (9,085) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: ynotmik didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Claudio Rinaldi didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Dont Fold Pls (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: speep racer (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: RedDevilWils (big blind) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 9: chelt1 didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #19193291064: Daily Dollar Rebuy (145941076), Table 172 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:52:09 ET - 2010/03/12
Seat 1: krbell09 (3,520)
Seat 2: WinSteph93 (8,285)
Seat 3: brian-chr (3,830)
Seat 4: RedDevilWils (5,400)
Seat 5: jlapa (2,830), is sitting out
Seat 6: space666 (1,365), is sitting out
Seat 7: koshik888 (1,995)
Seat 8: ShooterDen (5,635)
Seat 9: _DoNald1988 (2,470)
koshik888 posts the small blind of 25
ShooterDen posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RedDevilWils [Ah Ad]
_DoNald1988 folds
krbell09 folds
WinSteph93 has 15 seconds left to act
WinSteph93 calls 50
brian-chr calls 50
RedDevilWils raises to 500
jlapa folds
space666 folds
koshik888 folds
ShooterDen folds
WinSteph93 has 15 seconds left to act
WinSteph93 folds
brian-chr calls 450
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jh 6h]
brian-chr checks
RedDevilWils has 15 seconds left to act
RedDevilWils bets 500
brian-chr calls 500
*** TURN *** [Qh Jh 6h] [7d]
brian-chr checks
RedDevilWils bets 4,400, and is all in
brian-chr calls 2,830, and is all in
RedDevilWils shows [Ah Ad]
brian-chr shows [Ts Qs]
Uncalled bet of 1,570 returned to RedDevilWils
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jh 6h 7d] [Qd]
RedDevilWils shows two pair, Aces and Queens
brian-chr shows three of a kind, Queens
brian-chr wins the pot (7,785) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,785 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh Jh 6h 7d Qd]
Seat 1: krbell09 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: WinSteph93 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: brian-chr showed [Ts Qs] and won (7,785) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 4: RedDevilWils showed [Ah Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 5: jlapa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: space666 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: koshik888 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: ShooterDen (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: _DoNald1988 didn't bet (folded)

[thetonto]

PokerStars Game #41093082358: Tournament #252223105, $12+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/03/13 13:35:19 WET [2010/03/13 8:35:19 ET]
Table '252223105 1' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: ZoG2000 (1310 in chips)
Seat 3: Nagayna (1490 in chips)
Seat 4: thetonto19 (2245 in chips)
Seat 6: gelddepot (3955 in chips)
gelddepot: posts small blind 75
ZoG2000: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thetonto19 [Js Jc]
Nagayna: raises 1340 to 1490 and is all-in
thetonto19: raises 755 to 2245 and is all-in
gelddepot: folds
ZoG2000: folds
Uncalled bet (755) returned to thetonto19
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7h Qh]
*** TURN *** [Kh 7h Qh] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7h Qh 2s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nagayna: shows [Qc Jh] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
thetonto19: shows [Js Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
Nagayna collected 3205 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3205 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 7h Qh 2s 7c]
Seat 2: ZoG2000 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Nagayna showed [Qc Jh] and won (3205) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 4: thetonto19 (button) showed [Js Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 6: gelddepot (small blind) folded before Flop

[thetonto]

This wasn't a bad beat but I was playing in this tourny for about 4 hours and in that time the only decent hands I'd had were JJ x2 and KK once. This was all in the first hour and from then on I was totally card dead... I don't think I've ever had a worse run of cards. Seriously, hands of note were 67s and 89s... That's how card dead I was. I then pick up this and can't fold with the blinds like this:

PokerStars Game #41218482272: Tournament #302010641, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2010/03/15 23:29:25 WET [2010/03/15 19:29:25 ET]
Table '302010641 103' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: mmoa (56480 in chips)
Seat 2: sleepyzs (18990 in chips)
Seat 3: obowl17 (61010 in chips)
Seat 4: thetonto19 (14470 in chips)
Seat 5: krisBCN (24079 in chips)
Seat 6: Illbill87 (48055 in chips)
Seat 7: pliiiss (17800 in chips)
Seat 8: V.sergio (5790 in chips)
Seat 9: klaaszwolle (26826 in chips)
mmoa: posts the ante 100
sleepyzs: posts the ante 100
obowl17: posts the ante 100
thetonto19: posts the ante 100
krisBCN: posts the ante 100
Illbill87: posts the ante 100
pliiiss: posts the ante 100
V.sergio: posts the ante 100
klaaszwolle: posts the ante 100
klaaszwolle: posts small blind 500
mmoa: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thetonto19 [As Kd]
sleepyzs: folds
obowl17: folds
thetonto19: raises 2000 to 3000
krisBCN: folds
Illbill87: folds
pliiiss: folds
V.sergio: folds
klaaszwolle: raises 3000 to 6000
mmoa: folds
thetonto19: raises 8370 to 14370 and is all-in
klaaszwolle: calls 8370
*** FLOP *** [9h 5c Qh]
*** TURN *** [9h 5c Qh] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [9h 5c Qh 3h] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
klaaszwolle: shows [Kh Kc] (a pair of Kings)
thetonto19: shows [As Kd] (high card Ace)
klaaszwolle collected 30640 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30640 | Rake 0
Board [9h 5c Qh 3h 4d]
Seat 1: mmoa (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: sleepyzs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: obowl17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: thetonto19 showed [As Kd] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: krisBCN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Illbill87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pliiiss folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: V.sergio (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: klaaszwolle (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and won (30640) with a pair of Kings