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[Ihateflushes]

And another guy just raped me with a gutshot ffs

[waltypies]

Just now. 180-man SNG on Pokerstars.....

Played a decent game throughout and managed to keep a healthy stack through mostly smallball poker.

Then its the final table, four-handed. All four of us have roughly the same stacks.

I get AA. My first pair of Aces all tournament (all night in fact) and the guy in front of me types 'TARGET ENGAGED!!!! FOXTROT 14!!!!' into the chatbox and shoves. I call - obviously - and he flips over K10o. Board comes up as 6,7,7,8,9 to give him a straight 6 to 10 and busts me out. He types, 'lol' in the chatbox and the game continues, whilst I am fuming. The only time I fucking pick up a decent starting hand, on a short-handed table a few hands from taking it down and that happens.

Must admit, I did like the guys 'target engaged' style of shoving, although I didn't enjoy it happening to me....

He should have said donkatron 4000 activated and then shoved

[Rich Ghost]

He should have said donkatron 4000 activated and then shoved

lol euro-mutants invading a poker room near you today!

"im half greek so i must call"

[Barnfather]

He should have said donkatron 4000 activated and then shoved

I may use that myself! I kinda like the idea of some sort of ridiculous comment just before I shove. I did notice that the bloke incremented his 'foxtrot' comment each time, so I know I was the 14th all-in the guy had during the tourney. Quite why he did it like that I don't know!

I like the Donkatron one, but maybe afterwards type :

click
click
BOOM
(then shove)

Oh, how childish is all this

[waltypies]

I may use that myself! I kinda like the idea of some sort of ridiculous comment just before I shove. I did notice that the bloke incremented his 'foxtrot' comment each time, so I know I was the 14th all-in the guy had during the tourney. Quite why he did it like that I don't know!

I like the Donkatron one, but maybe afterwards type :

click
click
BOOM
(then shove)

Oh, how childish is all this

Nah its funny shit mate.

I thought of the idea this week as well. The donks online are some hybrid mutants made of greeks and turks. Think of the terminator where he was the T 1000 series. These are the donkatron 4000 series. However i hear some have been upgraded to the 4001 series where they can fold A2 - A5. They still cant fold when the have A6 upwards though.

Also i found they cant fold KT or AT EVER.

[Ihateflushes]

FFS!! ridiculous

I've had countless bad beats for about 12 SNGs in a row, i've placed in 2 and in those 2 HU the donk gets so lucky, one of them resorted to playing bingo as well.

[Ihateflushes]

Finished 3rd, went out to - raise with AQ, shove, i call, he shows JQo. I hit my Ace, he hits runner runner flush. Then with hardly any chips left i go all in with T8 i hit my 10, he hits runner runner straight.

It's getting pretty ridiculous tbh

[Ihateflushes]

Pocket AA, flop a set, guy hits his gutshot straight

I do think it is impossible for me to win

[waltypies]

lol euro-mutants invading a poker room near you today!

"im half greek so i must call"

Here you go dude. Prime tstorat doing what he does best!! He is the megadonkatron 4000 series. I love this guy i just cant beat him no matter what i have. Does anyone have the cheat code for this guy as he is like an end of level boss i cant beat EVER!!

Anyway this has deffo sparked my decision not to play the 300k later.

Poker hand played on Boss Media with a pot size of $20,090 - Pokerhand.org

[ThePadster]

***** Hand 1506742254 *****
200.00/400.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 17 March 2009 01:51:15
€3,000 GUARANTEED (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: vbkvbk (2135.00)
Seat 2: alpha97280 (3625.00)
Seat 3: ThePadster (18843.00)
Seat 4: BOBOLL (13845.00)
Seat 5: Sjarrol (12773.00)
Seat 6: GMriv3r (8405.00)
Seat 7: Flushy.AA. (8530.00)
Seat 8: Thanhmeo (20075.00)
Seat 9: kamikaze, (6461.00)
Seat 10: *quincy* (12730.00)
Sjarrol post SB 200.00
GMriv3r post BB 400.00
** Deal **
vbkvbk [N/A, N/A]
alpha97280 [N/A, N/A]
ThePadster [Ad, Kh]
BOBOLL [N/A, N/A]
Sjarrol [N/A, N/A]
GMriv3r [N/A, N/A]
Flushy.AA. [N/A, N/A]
Thanhmeo [N/A, N/A]
kamikaze, [N/A, N/A]
*quincy* [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
Flushy.AA. Fold
Thanhmeo Fold
kamikaze, Raise to 1600.00
*quincy* Fold
vbkvbk Fold
alpha97280 Fold
ThePadster Raise to 5900.00
BOBOLL Fold
Sjarrol All-in 12773.00
GMriv3r Fold
kamikaze, Fold
ThePadster Call 12773.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [Qc, 2h, 4d]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [Qc, 2h, 4d, 5h]
*** River(Board): *** : [Qc, 2h, 4d, 5h, 5c]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 28046.00
vbkvbk Fold Win: 0.00
alpha97280 Fold Win: 0.00
ThePadster [Ad, Kh] Pair of fives Win: 0.00
BOBOLL Fold Win: 0.00
Sjarrol [2d, 2s] Full house Win: 28046.00
GMriv3r Fold Win: 0.00
Flushy.AA. Fold Win: 0.00
Thanhmeo Fold Win: 0.00
kamikaze, Fold Win: 0.00
*quincy* Fold Win: 0.00