Tilter's Anonymous Thread! Post your tilting moments here!

[tfeilding]

Im posting this on behalf of the other guy in the hand:

***** Hand 2318992720 *****
120.00/240.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit ) - 06 September 2010 14:16:51
Texas Holdem HeadsUp (Real /Tournament )
Seat 1: ahbar (11920.00)
Seat 2: tfeilding (12080.00)
tfeilding post SB 120.00
ahbar post BB 240.00
** Deal **
ahbar [N/A, N/A]
tfeilding [9s, Ks]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
tfeilding Raise to 720.00
ahbar Call 720.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [7s, Ah, 4s]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
ahbar Check
tfeilding Bet 960.00
ahbar Raise to 1920.00
tfeilding All-in 11360.00
ahbar All-in 11200.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [7s, Ah, 4s, 9c]
*** River(Board): *** : [7s, Ah, 4s, 9c, Kd]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 23840.00
ahbar [3s, As] Pair of aces Win: 0.00
tfeilding [9s, Ks] Two pair kings and nines Win: 23840.00

[Gus Mango Fish]

Ouch, just stoved it and you're 1.5% to win when the money goes in lol

[tfeilding]

1.4% more than required.

[Steve A]

and another request to be undoomswitched please Matt....

***** Hand 2319666025 *****
100.00/200.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 06 September 2010 21:43:19
€50 FPP Freeroll (Real/Tournament)
Seat 1: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 2: CODENAME (2121.00)
Seat 3: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 4: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 5: Big_Dunks1 (2906.00)
Seat 6: pav--08 (5040.00)
Seat 7: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 8: Cajones (2227.00)
Seat 9: ducky30 (11706.00)
Seat 10: Unknown (0.00)
pav--08 post SB 100.00
Cajones post BB 200.00
** Deal **
CODENAME [N/A, N/A]
Big_Dunks1 [N/A, N/A]
pav--08 [N/A, N/A]
Cajones [9d, 9h]
ducky30 [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
ducky30 Call 200.00
CODENAME Fold
Big_Dunks1 Fold
pav--08 Call 200.00
Cajones All-in 2227.00
ducky30 Fold
pav--08 Call 2227.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [5c, Js, 3c]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [5c, Js, 3c, Qc]
*** River(Board): *** : [5c, Js, 3c, Qc, 4c]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 4654.00
CODENAME Fold Win: 0.00
Big_Dunks1 Fold Win: 0.00
pav--08 [2c, 2h] Flush to the queen Win: 4654.00
Cajones [9d, 9h] Pair of nines Win: 0.00
ducky30 Fold Win: 0.00

81%, 84%, 75% >>>>>>>>0.00% blearghhh

[Wakou]

Pennies DoN, but what kind of fuckwit folds for 25 chips here? Ok I won, but FFS still tilted me that there are such idiots!
***** Hand 2321069278 *****
150.00/300.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - Wed 08 Sep 2010 00:29:42 BST
Cooler (Real/Tournament)
Seat 1: vikingo83_ (325.00)
Seat 2: pokerpt10 (550.00)
Seat 3: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 4: 3Dogs3 (4790.00)
Seat 5: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 6: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 7: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 8: ruro15 (1205.00)
Seat 9: gregouze02 (2530.00)
Seat 10: wakou2 (5600.00)
pokerpt10 post SB 150.00
3Dogs3 post BB 300.00
** Deal **
vikingo83_ [N/A, N/A]
pokerpt10 [N/A, N/A]
3Dogs3 [N/A, N/A]
ruro15 [N/A, N/A]
gregouze02 [N/A, N/A]
wakou2 [3d, Qd]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
ruro15 Fold
gregouze02 Fold
wakou2 Call 300.00
vikingo83_ All-in 325.00
pokerpt10 Fold
3Dogs3 Fold
wakou2 Call 325.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [10d, Jc, 2c]
*** Turn(Board): *** : [10d, Jc, 2c, 4d]
*** River(Board): *** : [10d, Jc, 2c, 4d, Qs]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 1100.00
vikingo83_ [7c, 7h] Pair of sevens Win: 0.00
pokerpt10 Fold Win: 0.00
3Dogs3 Fold Win: 0.00
ruro15 Fold Win: 0.00
gregouze02 Fold Win: 0.00
wakou2 [3d, Qd] Pair of queens Win: 1100.00

[sdot1989]

OMFG, wow, shit, fuck, ****, prick. Pretty much sums up my emotions.

Full Tilt Poker Game #23710394248: Daily Dollar (181869241), Table 726 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:16:53 ET - 2010/09/07
Seat 1: john_pegasus (2,805)
Seat 2: LynG1 (4,280)
Seat 3: mother__teresa1 (3,065)
Seat 4: JKeToH4uk (1,415)
Seat 5: tsoritov (3,000)
Seat 6: Q10neverlosses (2,460)
Seat 7: piccolo65 (17,720)
Seat 8: vanstompe (8,220)
Seat 9: abcpuke (12,305)
abcpuke posts the small blind of 40
john_pegasus posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Q10neverlosses [Qc Qh]
LynG1 folds
mother__teresa1 has 15 seconds left to act
mother__teresa1 calls 80
JKeToH4uk folds
Q10neverlosses raises to 400
piccolo65 raises to 17,720, and is all in
vanstompe folds
abcpuke has 15 seconds left to act
abcpuke folds
john_pegasus folds
mother__teresa1 folds
Q10neverlosses calls 2,060, and is all in
piccolo65 shows [2s 7s]
Q10neverlosses shows [Qc Qh]
Uncalled bet of 15,260 returned to piccolo65
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9s 2d]
*** TURN *** [Qs 9s 2d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9s 2d 3s] [5h]
piccolo65 shows a flush, Queen high
Q10neverlosses shows three of a kind, Queens
piccolo65 wins the pot (5,120) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,120 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs 9s 2d 3s 5h]
Seat 1: john_pegasus (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: LynG1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: mother__teresa1 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: JKeToH4uk didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: tsoritov is sitting out
Seat 6: Q10neverlosses showed [Qc Qh] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 7: piccolo65 showed [2s 7s] and won (5,120) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 8: vanstompe (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: abcpuke (small blind) folded before the Flop

[shmeigle]

Full Tilt Poker Game #23710108571: Table Crystal Cave (6 max, shallow) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:04:58 ET - 2010/09/07
Seat 1: abdel2400 ($0), is sitting out
Seat 2: shmeigle ($9.06)
Seat 3: pokerchecker11 ($45.31)
Seat 4: boscokid ($5.18)
Seat 5: AZ006 ($25.83)
Seat 6: LawN4cer ($7.50)
shmeigle posts the small blind of $0.10
pokerchecker11 posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shmeigle [Kd 9h 6d Js]
boscokid folds
AZ006 raises to $0.85
LawN4cer folds
abdel2400 stands up
shmeigle calls $0.75
pokerchecker11 calls $0.60
*** FLOP *** [Kh 2s Tc]
shmeigle checks
pokerchecker11 checks
AZ006 bets $1.25
shmeigle calls $1.25
pokerchecker11 has 15 seconds left to act
pokerchecker11 folds
*** TURN *** [Kh 2s Tc] [8h]
all for the mny sits down
all for the mny stands up
shmeigle bets $2.52
AZ006 calls $2.52
*** RIVER *** [Kh 2s Tc 8h] [3d]
shmeigle bets $2.75
AZ006 calls $2.75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shmeigle shows [Kd 9h 6d Js] a pair of Kings
AZ006 shows [Qh 2c 3c 7h] two pair, Threes and Twos
AZ006 wins the pot ($14.82) with two pair, Threes and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.59 | Rake $0.77
Board: [Kh 2s Tc 8h 3d]
Seat 1: abdel2400 (button) is sitting out
Seat 2: shmeigle (small blind) showed [Kd 9h 6d Js] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: pokerchecker11 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: boscokid didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: AZ006 showed [Qh 2c 3c 7h] and won ($14.82) with two pair, Threes and Twos
Seat 6: LawN4cer didn't bet (folded)

[shmeigle]

Full Tilt Poker Game #23710179939: Table Crystal Cave (6 max, shallow) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:07:59 ET - 2010/09/07
Seat 1: bigslade ($9.50)
Seat 2: shmeigle ($10)
Seat 3: pokerchecker11 ($48.54)
Seat 4: boscokid ($4.18)
Seat 5: AZ006 ($33.47)
Seat 6: LawN4cer ($6.50)
AZ006 posts the small blind of $0.10
LawN4cer posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shmeigle [3d 4h 2h 3c]
bigslade folds
shmeigle folds
pokerchecker11 has 15 seconds left to act
pokerchecker11 raises to $0.85
boscokid calls $0.85
AZ006 calls $0.75
LawN4cer calls $0.60
*** FLOP *** [7d 3h 5h]
AZ006 checks
LawN4cer checks
pokerchecker11 checks
boscokid checks
*** TURN *** [7d 3h 5h] [6c]
AZ006 checks
LawN4cer checks
pokerchecker11 checks
boscokid bets $1.70
AZ006 folds
LawN4cer folds
pokerchecker11 calls $1.70
*** RIVER *** [7d 3h 5h 6c] [Ah]
pokerchecker11 bets $3.40
boscokid folds
Uncalled bet of $3.40 returned to pokerchecker11
pokerchecker11 mucks
pokerchecker11 wins the pot ($6.46)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.80 | Rake $0.34
Board: [7d 3h 5h 6c Ah]
Seat 1: bigslade didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: shmeigle didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: pokerchecker11 collected ($6.46), mucked
Seat 4: boscokid (button) folded on the River
Seat 5: AZ006 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: LawN4cer (big blind) folded on the Turn

[Wakou]

***** Hand 2321132301 *****
150.00/300.00 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - Wed 08 Sep 2010 02:37:15 BST
Cooler (Real/Tournament)
Seat 1: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 2: Unknown (0.00)
Seat 3: redspower (2337.00)
Seat 4: eusousa (1360.00)
Seat 5: cesarmaia (1730.00)
Seat 6: hpbet3000 (1728.00)
Seat 7: wakou2 (3150.00)
Seat 8: TryMeOut1 (825.00)
Seat 9: pitas111 (3870.00)
Seat 10: Unknown (0.00)
redspower post SB 150.00
eusousa post BB 300.00
** Deal **
redspower [N/A, N/A]
eusousa [N/A, N/A]
cesarmaia [N/A, N/A]
hpbet3000 [N/A, N/A]
wakou2 [Qs, Ks]
TryMeOut1 [N/A, N/A]
pitas111 [N/A, N/A]
*** Bet Round 1 ***
cesarmaia Fold
hpbet3000 Fold
wakou2 Raise to 1200.00
TryMeOut1 Fold
pitas111 Fold
redspower Fold
eusousa Call 1200.00
*** Flop(Board): *** : [Jh, Qh, 10c]
*** Bet Round 2 ***
eusousa Check
wakou2 Bet 300.00
eusousa All-in 160.00
*** Turn(Board): *** : [Jh, Qh, 10c, 3c]
*** River(Board): *** : [Jh, Qh, 10c, 3c, Kh]
*** Showdown *** : Rake: 0.00 Total Pot: 2870.00
redspower Fold Win: 0.00
eusousa [8s, Ac] Ace high straight Win: 2870.00
cesarmaia Fold Win: 0.00
hpbet3000 Fold Win: 0.00
wakou2 [Qs, Ks] Two pair kings and queens Win: 0.00
TryMeOut1 Fold Win: 0.00
pitas111 Fold Win: 0.00

[shmeigle]

i have been suffering some horific bad beats online.
after the last 3/4 on ft i self excluded myself for 90 days last night.

after wanting to try sat for the ept london i deposited some money on stars.
a few bad beats later im excluded on there for 60 days.

fuck these shit holes. if they dont wanna play fair i aint gonna play simples.

dont have the hand history to show you but
on a q/7/4 board in omaha i called the pot bet. with q/x/k/a
on the 7 turn i check back to the agressor who pots it again putting me all in.
i thought he might be on a flush draw or i thought he had 2 pair on the flop. like q/4 and that with the 2nd 7 i had him.

i called him and i was right he did have the q/4 and i was ahead. untill the river card when he hit an 8!!!

sick and tired of this hence my exclusions so this will be my last tilt post for a while