Keep a Poker Face by Johnny Hughes

[Johnny Hughes]

You win all the chips.
End up in first place.
Keep a Poker Face.

If the sucker's dead to it,
Sucker hits his Ace.
Keep a Poker Face.

Lady beside you smells
of perfume and lace.
Keep a Poker Face.

You draw out on Phil Hellmuth.
He is on your case.
Keep a Poker Face.

You bet large on a cinch horse.
He doesn't finish the race.
Keep A Poker Face.

The sudden smell of gunsmoke
Has you running from the place.
Keep a Poker Face.

When you are eating comp food.
You are saying grace.
Keep A Straight Face

[Top Pair Ace Kicker]

Thats rubbish.

[lucky_scrote]

Hey johnny good to see you . What's with the absence.

[PokerWoody]

Hey johnny good to see you . What's with the absence.

He quit these forums for good because ppl thought he was senile.

[lucky_scrote]

He quit these forums for good because ppl thought he was senile.

Really? What a load of rubbish.

At first he came across as a scammer just trying to sell his book but the amount of content he shared with the forums made it irrelevant.

Johnny keep sharing

[PokerWoody]

Really? What a load of rubbish.

To quote Francis Urquhart: You might well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

[uk1fan]

pretty funny!