A Young Man Plays Bad Hole Cards

[Johnny Hughes]

When I was young, I played bad hole cards.
This caused me to lie.
Being often broke was no joke.
Bad hole cards were the reason why.

I now play the finest hole cards.
I never whine or cry.
Everything's funny. Got a ton of money.
Good hole cards are the reason why.
Johnny Hughes

[holbrook99]

i once knew a man called johnny
he used to play poker like a wally
now hes got wise
his bank balance will rise
and the look on his face is quite jolly

[barbarian]

i once knew a man called johnny
he used to play poker like a wally
now hes got wise
his bank balance will rise
and the look on his face is quite jolly

lol, very nice!

[DidierD]

i'm gonna be novice and annoying and ask what a hole card is please?

[Gus Mango Fish]

Hole cards are another name for pocket cards - e.g. the first two cards you get dealt in Texas Hold 'Em.

[Top Pair Ace Kicker]

There once was a player called Matt
Who acted like a bit of a pratt
in fact he was cunning
his bluff moves were stunning
and he was always in profit, fancy that!

[Top Pair Ace Kicker]

I once knew a player called Jim
Who would play suited connectors on a whim
The look on their faces
when he cracked their aces
and he would say "but theyre suited innum"

[PokerWoody]

I once knew a player called Jim
Who would play suited connectors on a whim
The look on their faces
when he cracked their aces
and he would say "but theyre suited innum"

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[Top Pair Ace Kicker]

There once was a player called Woody,
who was better than average, quite goody.
he could bluff most with patter
a 7-5 suited? no matter!
and he did it without wearing a hoodie.

[Top Pair Ace Kicker]

There once was a player called Phil
who could calculate the odds at will
4 to a flush or a straight?
then the odds were seven or eight,
an EV+ situation? THEN KILL!