Football Bet Thread!

[CitrusSR]

I hope u answer the door, bare foot, and step in dog poo

I hope it's really windy and it rattles your door knocker so you get up to answer it and there's no-one there.

[lucky_scrote]

I hope it's really windy and it rattles your door knocker so you get up to answer it and there's no-one there.

I hope you are typing the most amazing I hope joke and your browser crashes and you forget what you typed.

[CitrusSR]

I hope you are typing the most amazing I hope joke and your browser crashes and you forget what you typed.

I hope you are going to a wedding and are running late and just as you step out your door a seagull craps on your suit.

[lucky_scrote]

I hope you try to let out a silent fart at a bar but it makes a squeak and everyone knows it is you.

[CitrusSR]

I hope you do a runny poo and when you wipe it your hand goes through the toilet paper.

[lucky_scrote]

I hope you do a runny poo and when you wipe it your hand goes through the toilet paper.

You've already used that one noob. Back on topic me thinks.

[CitrusSR]

You've already used that one noob. Back on topic me thinks.

I used it on msn, so it doesn't count!

[aaron1005]

Sunderland, Birmingham and a draw for tonight. Possible returns of around £200 for £10 stake.

[CitrusSR]

Sunderland, Birmingham and a draw for tonight. Possible returns of around £200 for £10 stake.

What draw?

[aaron1005]

PNE v Doncaster. I think I will get let down by Brum.